Straight Line of the Day: Oh, Yeah — That Coronation of King Charles. So How Did That Affect Your Life.
It didn’t.
But I heard the new king wants millions
( in Euros, as in euro bout to be screwed all of you English Citizens) in reparations for all the kings that have been beheaded, etc.
Of all the people they could get to be the new king, I am really disappointed that it was Charles. Have you ever heard him even try to sing “Love Me Tender” or “Kentucky Rain”?
Oh, Yeah — That Coronation of King Charles. So How Did That Affect Your Life?
I get to tease the Canucks that I know that not only are they lead by a power glutton bastard child of Castro, but they also owe their allegiance to a sausage-fingered fop of a sovereign.
Straight Line of the Day: Oh, Yeah — That Coronation of King Charles. So How Did That Affect Your Life.
It didn’t.
But I heard the new king wants millions
( in Euros, as in euro bout to be screwed all of you English Citizens) in reparations for all the kings that have been beheaded, etc.
Oh, Yeah — That Coronation of King Charles. So How Did That Affect Your Life?
I am deeply grateful for the wonderful folks that kicked King George and his cohorts out of the Colonies back in the 1770s.
Oh, Yeah — That Coronation of King Charles. So How Did That Affect Your Life?
No problem as long as no one brings up the fact that I kicked Prince Albert in the can.
Oh, Yeah — That Coronation of King Charles. So How Did That Affect Your Life?
I’m left pondering the difference between Camilla and Kamala.
One is a Gold Digger and the other is a member of the Willie Wonka Club.
It made me look sadly at my current meager wardrobe.
Of all the people they could get to be the new king, I am really disappointed that it was Charles. Have you ever heard him even try to sing “Love Me Tender” or “Kentucky Rain”?
Oh, Yeah — That Coronation of King Charles. So How Did That Affect Your Life?
Me: “I see that Charles had his coronation.”
Wife: : “Yep.”
Two seconds of reprieve from an awkward silence accomplished.
Oh, Yeah — That Coronation of King Charles. So How Did That Affect Your Life?
I get to tease the Canucks that I know that not only are they lead by a power glutton bastard child of Castro, but they also owe their allegiance to a sausage-fingered fop of a sovereign.
Point made…acknowledged…got nothin…
The last coronation I was concerned about involved who would be named “Miss Behaving” at the local grange…
My newsfeed is filled with stupid pictures of Charles, Camilla, other members of the royal family.
Oh, and people wondering why Megan wasn’t there.
All things I have to rush past
Oh, Yeah — That Coronation of King Charles. So How Did That Affect Your Life?
What I think when I hear “King Chuck” sounds like an echo of the cash register sound.
King Who? is he related to Dr. Who?
Oh, Yeah — That Coronation of King Charles. So How Did That Affect Your Life.
I moved up one spot in the line of succession list.
I absolutely crushed. They didn’t even respond to my Tower of London postcard with the message, “Wish you were here.”
They screwed up a good song….God Save The Queen..
Might not have to change it actually.