Well, Bad Girls, I guess, in this case. Like a slow-motion car wreck.
Florida woman doused herself in Mountain Dew to erase DNA after killing roommate in Daytona Beach: police
FOX 35 Orlando | August 14, 2023DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. – A Volusia County woman suspected of killing her 79-year-old roommate allegedly doused herself in soda in an attempt to erase possible evidence on her body, according to an arrest affidavit.
She poured diet Mountain Dew all over her body when police told her they were going to collect her DNA as part of the investigation, authorities said.
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Around 3:30 a.m., an officer found Maks at a Krystal’s restaurant on N Ridgewood Avenue in Holly Hill. She had no shoes on and had blood on the side of her leg, the affidavit stated. A portion of the shirt she was wearing had been torn or cut off. That portion had blood on it, police said.
When officers approached her, she dropped a knife and a hammer she was carrying, the report stated.
Authorities said she changed her story multiple times when questioned.
She denied knowing the victim and said she was homeless. She also denied carrying the knife and hammer, the report stated.

What would be even weirder is if she had doused herself with Bud Light.
Florida Man meets Florida Woman, with predictable results…
Diet Mountain Dew…I heard people were washing their hands with it during Covid if they were out of sanitizer..nasty stuff..