Giving Away the Jonas Gahr Støre

Am I herring this correctly?

“You get a fjord! And you get a fjord! And you get a fjord!”

Reports: NATO-member Norway Follows the Netherlands, Denmark to Donate F-16 Fighters to Ukraine
Breitbart | 08/24/2023 | Simon Kent

Norway has rushed to follow the Netherlands and Denmark to donate U.S.-made F-16 fighter jets to Ukraine.

Norwegian media outlets made their revelations as Norwegian Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre was visiting the Ukraine capital Kyiv.

And What Do You Make of This?

Got some spam about metal burnishing or cartridge molding, or something — it wasn’t clear — in appalling English.

Didn’t even mean to open it, but I did so by accident, by clicking on my email server’s site after checking its source code.

Well, here’s what I saw in twelve jillion lines of code:

Email: Allison@rekotechnology.com 

Allison?

</span></st= rong></p> <p style=3D”margin: 0;padding: 0;text-align: left;”><strong><span style=3D”= font-family: helvetica;”>Phone: =EF=BC=88+86=EF=BC=89159 4960 3025 l Skype:= +86 159 4960 3025</span></strong></p> <p style=3D”margin: 0;padding: 0;text-align: left;”><strong><span style=3D”= font-family: helvetica;”>Add.:Building A Xinda Technology Chuangyi Industri= al Area, Xixiang, BaoAn&nbsp;,Post Code: 518102</span></strong></p> <p style=3D”margin: 0;padding: 0;text-align: left;”><strong><span style=3D”= font-family: helvetica;”>

Building A? I don’t rate Building B?

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“Important”?

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Grammarly? Grammarly must really suck wad, if this email went through their filter. The headline, the text, and everything were all garbled and tense-challenged. It read like a Kamala Harris off-the-cuff comment.

Oh, Grammarly, what big Oys you have….

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. . . sounds like a Joe Biden off-the-cuff comment.

What Do You Make of This?

I did a search on the internet — I used Startpage, which used to say “Powered by Google,” although they no longer advertise that.

Anyway, I was looking up the daughter of Monica Lewinsky’s main — ahem — squeeze.

One would think that, being in America, I could obtain some search results for the lone word “Chelsea.”

No.

About sixteen pages(!) of results showed me info on the football [soccer] team and the suburb of London. Not one on any human of that name. I gave up.

What do you make of this?

My personal theory is that BJ and Co. have contracted with Google to inform them when anyone searches a name of a person in their family. To streamline that process, it would save this family effort (in their basement server) if Google does not send them tons of alerts when anyone searches for any OTHER use of the name. BJ and Co. don’t want to have to sift through soccer team searches, or London suburb results, for example. To provide this pared-down, directed report, Google took the lazy way out: the searcher has to enter the family name — otherwise the search will be throttled. That way, Google doesn’t have to separate wheat from the chaff when passing on search info to BJ & Co.

The Journalist: “Cassandra” Indeed

Police Records Obtained By Judicial Watch Show Obama’s Chef’s Clothing Were Found ‘Separate From the Body’
GATEWAYPUNDIT | 8/24/2023 | Cassandra MacDonald

Judicial Watch has obtained 18 pages of records through the Massachusetts Public Records Law that reveal Obama’s deceased Personal Chef Tafari Campbell’s clothes were found “separate from the body.” The Edgartown Police Department records also reveal that the Secret Service reported Campbell missing and that his body was found using sonar.

Campbell’s body was found in a pond behind Obama’s Martha’s Vineyard property on July 23, 2023.

Cartoons and Memes

“Back from your voyage Mr. Walrus. I hope it was fantastic.”

“How could it not be?”

“Cheeky monkey.”

“Let it stay in Vegas.”

“Indeed.”

“So was it a Babe?”

“It was the Babe.”

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