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CBS NEW YORK: Democrat Rep. Jamaal Bowman “didn’t realize it would trigger an alarm” when he pulled the fire alarm right before a House vote.

She’s hot, though.

Rep. Bowman under investigation for pulling fire alarm before government funding vote
The Hill | 9/30/2023

Rep. Jamaal Bowman (D-N.Y.) pulled a fire alarm in the Cannon House Office Building on Saturday ahead of the House passing a stopgap measure to fund the government ahead of the midnight deadline, causing the building to be evacuated.

Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special : Damncat Editon

“Wow Miss Cardinale that’s a lot of Damncats!”

“Yes sir, they just followed me to IMAO, can we keep them?”

“Are they spayed and neutered?”

“Well, not yet.”

“Be sure to get it done, we don’t want the site overrun with Damncats.”

“Ah, about that sir…”

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Pretty Sure That’s Not How the Afterlife Works

Murdered Cartel Boss ‘El Fatal’ Buried With Hundreds of Guns to Protect Him ‘In The Afterlife’
New York Post | September 19, 2023 | Isabel Keane

A murdered Ecuadorian cartel boss known as “El Fatal” was buried with hundreds of pistols, shotguns and rifles in his coffin so he could be “armed to the teeth in the afterlife.”

Is that what they mean by “ghost guns”?

Mini Meme

Politics/Comedy; Comedy/Politics

The Horrible NY Ruling Against Trump and the Horrible Judge Who Issued It
American Thinker | 09/30/23 | Andrea Widburg

It was a given when a judge ruled against Donald Trump on the suit that New York State Attorney General Letitia James filed, alleging that Trump defrauded banks to obtain loans. The ruling revealed two interesting and important things about how leftists and their fellow travelers use the legal system and about the ideological corruption of leftist judges.

It goes without saying that the verdict was a joke. The claim was that Trump lied to lenders to get better loan terms. Interestingly, none of the lenders complained, and Trump paid back every penny. More than that, commercial lenders have a due diligence responsibility, meaning they’re supposed to do their own valuations before lending millions of dollars. At Trump’s level, lying is virtually impossible.

Still, it should have been a big story: A judge claims Trump committed fraud and banned him from conducting business in New York, the state where most of the properties Trump developed exist. You’d think that this would have been news fodder for days. I mean, this is the ex-president (or, for some of us, the current president) and one who, before his presidency, was New York’s biggest and most famous real estate maven. And yet, if you paid attention to the news, the coverage was de minimis.

The silence means a couple of things: First, it shows that the decision was timed to be a temporary distraction from the now-impossible-to-ignore news about Joe Biden’s selling out American interests for profit. And if anyone is wondering, what Biden did was worse than what Spiro Agnew did when he was Vice President. Agnew engaged in age-old graft. Based on all the information available, Biden literally sold his own country down the river to line his pockets.

Second, it shows that everyone understands that this verdict is, as I said, a joke. It’s a purely political hit job that has nothing to do with Trump’s business practices and everything to do with stopping his 2024 presidential run. As such, for the left, aside from being a temporary distraction from Biden’s mounting problems, it’s not useful right now on its own terms. They’re filing it away for future reference should Trump be the Republican nominee. The Vichy Republicans, the ones who align more closely with Democrats than Americans, are silent for the same reason.

And if you want evidence that the verdict is a joke, this tweet from Eric Trump perfectly encapsulates the problem:

In an attempt to destroy my father and kick him out of New York, a Judge just ruled that Mar-a-Lago, in Palm Beach Florida, is only worth approximate “$18 Million dollars”… Mar-a-Lago is speculated to be worth we’ll over a billion dollars making it arguably the most valuable… pic.twitter.com/b0U6J5ykWJ— Eric Trump (@EricTrump) September 26, 2023

To give you a bit of perspective, in 2008, Trump sold a much smaller property, roughly four miles away and with only one oceanfront, not two, for $100 million.

… In 2019, [Judge] Engoron had a fascinating comment about a huge battle regarding four residential towers developers wanted to build in New York’s Lower East Side. According to the developers, New York zoning rules allowed them to build the towers. According to Engoron, “You can’t just do this because the zoning allows it.”

Come April 15th, Be Sure To Give Full and Complete Information, in Excruciating Detail, to the IRS

IRS Consultant Charged With Disclosing Tax Returns of Trump and Nation’s ‘Wealthiest Individuals’ to Media
Fox News | September 29, 2023 | Louis Casiano , David Spunt

A former consultant with the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) has been charged with disclosing former President Trump’s tax returns to the New York Times while he was in office, federal prosecutors said Friday.

The Justice Department identified the suspect as Charles Littlejohn, 38, a Washington D.C. resident. In a federal complaint, the DOJ said Littlejohn disclosed the tax returns of “thousands of the nation’s wealthiest individuals” to news organizations and tax information associated with a “high-ranking government official” to a different news outlet.

FBI Message Received

Hey, you wild Moon Nukers!

Did any of you exercise your First Amendment rights on January 6th, 2021?

Ha ha ha! Just kidding.

Actually, we were wondering if you could help us out of kind of a pickle.

Would any of you be willing to take the fall for us, and claim it was your idea to force the IRS to delete any mention of the Big Guy from the bribery probes into the Big Guy?

Congress is getting a little close, and we don’t have that many Oswalds in the pipeline just now.

Thanks! No need to drop us a line. Just speak in a low voice anywhere in your house. We’ll get the message.

— The FBI

Kudos to The Daley Gator

It’s taken me too long to notice, but The Daley Gator has sent a lot of traffic to IMAO.

Also, if you like shapely women — scantily clothed at times — hand-bra awards, jokes, and memes, it’s a great resource.

Reciprocal thanks!

Biden Considers Giving Netanyahu a Hitler Salute, Thinks Better of It, Gives Him the Sign of the Cross Instead

I wish this was humor.

Straight Line of the Day: What Biden Said, When Shown IMAO

Welcome to IMAO! Oh, So That’s Where This “Free Lunch” Stuff Started

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Fried Egg Night Open Thread

Some of us are kind of curious as to what’s on your mind. Others aren’t. Screw ’em.

Fantasy Fiction Friday

Thanks to Bob B.

Every male in the world says the same thing. Well, most men, I guess.

When Someone Begins a Sentence With “Let Me Be Clear,” Are They Asking for Permission? It’s Not Clear

Promoted Comment: The Beauty of Chinese Batteries

Per Scotty T:

Funny thing about Chinese batteries… two hours later and you’re hungry for another charge..