Per “The Spun”:

Meet The Clemson Cheerleader Standing Out Against Duke Tonight

Whoops. On my computer, it appears that the link to the sorority pictures has been disconnected. Oh well, their prerogative. They’re there at the link, if you want to see them.

Human and Ape Ancestors Arose in Europe, Not in Africa, Controversial Study Claims
Live Science | late August 2023 | Charles Q. Choi

A newly described fossil suggests that the ancestor of humans and apes arose in Europe, not in Africa…

In the new study, the researchers analyzed a newly identified ape fossil from the 8.7 million-year-old site of Çorakyerler in central Anatolia. They dubbed the species Anadoluvius turkae. “Anadolu” is the modern Turkish word for Anatolia, and “turk” refers to Turkey.

The fossil suggests that A. turkae likely weighed about 110 to 130 pounds (50 to 60 kilograms), or about the weight of a large male chimpanzee.

Based on the fossils of other animals found alongside it — such as giraffes, warthogs, rhinos, antelope, zebras, elephants, porcupines and hyenas — as well as other geological evidence, the researchers suggest that the newfound ape lived in a dry forest, more like where the early humans in Africa may have dwelled, rather than in the forest settings of modern great apes. A. turkae’s powerful jaws and large, thickly enameled teeth suggest that it may have dined on hard or tough foods such as roots, so A. turkae likely spent a great deal of time on the ground.

In the new study, the scientists focused on a well-preserved partial skull uncovered at the site in 2015. This fossil includes most of the facial structure and the front part of the braincase, the area where the brain sat — features that helped the team calculate evolutionary relationships…

The researchers suggest that A. turkae and other fossil apes from nearby areas, such as Ouranopithecus in Greece and Turkey and Graecopithecus in Bulgaria, formed a group of early hominines. This may, in turn, suggest that the earliest hominines arose in Europe and the eastern Mediterranean. Specifically, the team contends that ancient Balkan and Anatolian apes evolved from ancestors in Western and Central Europe.

“Hominines”? What’s wrong with “Hominids”? That’s a new one on me. Granted, I haven’t been following the science that closely…

But if I ever go into the Witness Protection Program, I’m bringing the name “Charles Q. Choi” with me.

By God, I hope she was over 18 in 1927. It’s hard to tell with their fashions back then.

However, I think the statute of limitations has run out.

Curves she’s got. Bud Light spokesmen never will.