Friday Night Open Thread

Or maybe it’s not open. Who knows?

Fantasy Fiction Friday

(Inaugurated by Bob B’s bot)

Donald Trump has great hand discipline! The man is a master of not getting his hand caught in an awkward position on camera. My God. I certainly couldn’t do it.

Hey . . . Walrus just hired the one in the green for about sixty-seven times my salary. What exactly does she do?

Getting back to Trump’s hand discipline — the guy is a frigging master of control!

Let’s Hope Amazon Buys IMAO!

Amazon Adding 250K Holiday Workers, Increasing Pay
WGN NEWS | 9-19-23

Amazon announced Tuesday that it will hire a quarter million new workers starting this month as the holiday shopping season nears.

The company is also raising the starting pay for the new full-time, part-time and seasonal workers to an average of $20.50 per hour, it said.

Does Walrus get to pick the new IMAO workers?

Some applicants:

Straight Line of the Day: Guards With Assault Rifles Hired To Protect Philly Cheesesteak Joint, Which Makes Sense Because…

Guards With Assault Rifles Hired To Protect Philly Cheesesteak Joint

New York Post via MSN | 9/19/23

Welcome! IMAO To Produce Live-Action Version of Wile E. Coyote vs. Road Runner

Alec Baldwin on Board

Friday Classic Funny

 

 

“Miss Cates, so good of you to drop by. Miss Derek out again?”

“Yes sir, out on the Hastings trying to scare up some Far Sides.”

“Keeps her busy. So, what have you got?”

“Well she did send some cartoons and I’m filling in with some more Monty Python.”

“Can’t wait.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

https://youtu.be/pfRdur8GLBM?si=2CnbLd5i4YcSRko5

 

https://youtu.be/RbOZccv9ym8?si=7x9eg4yIp9Jh5n-C