Blondi’s Revenge on Hitler

Over 1,000 Humans Who Identify as Dogs Meet Up in Berlin, Prompt Calls For “Animal Control”
The Pet Zealot | September 20, 2023 | James Alain L.

A horde of individuals, who identify themselves as dogs rather than humans, has sparked a clamor for “animal control” following the widespread circulation of a video capturing their bizarre meet-up in Berlin.

Approximately 1,000 people, who prefer to be acknowledged as canines, orchestrated a remarkable gathering at Germany’s Berlin Potsdamer Platz railroad station. Astonishingly, their sole means of communication was through primal howls and barks exchanged amongst themselves.

“Sick! Sick! Sick!”

So Call in Joe Pesci

Why MGM in Vegas Is Losing Millions of Dollars Per Day Right Now
Townhall | 9/19/23 | Matt Vespa

If you visit Las Vegas, you might want to avoid at least one location: MGM Resorts. It got hit by a cyber-attack, creating chaos that’s been felt from the casino floor to the hotel rooms. Booking and checking in are now arduous tasks. Hotel key cards at the resort are also reportedly twitchy due to the hack. For eight days, MGM Resorts has been in a state of paralysis that’s costing them over $8 million daily, thanks to the hackers shutting down all the slot machines.

They’re not the only ones: Caesars was also targeted, but they allegedly paid the ransom between $15-30 million. MGM told these thugs to pound sand. Reports on the ground are that virtually every electronic device in the entire complex, including kiosks used for food and beverage orders, are virtually unworkable (via NY Post):

MGM Resorts has officially entered its eighth day of “cybersecurity issues” that have silenced slot machines and shut down internal computer systems, costing the hotel and casino chain as much as $8.4 million per day in daily revenue.

David Katz, a gaming industry analyst with Jefferies Group, issued a note estimating that MGM could take a hit of between 10% and 20% on revenue and cash flow.

The company generates some $42 million in revenue and $8 million in cash flow daily, according to Katz.

Paychecks to employees are now delayed. Strip clubs are now offering free lap dances to those impacted by the MGM hack. As for Caesars, it’s not confirmed that they paid the ransom, though if they did, experts warn more hacks like this are coming.

. . . not at all like Iran with its $6 billion ransom from Joe Biden.