“Miss Cardinale, you are back.”
“Yes sir and I have take out.”
“Take out? Really?”
“Well it is food memes, mostly the same thing.”
“Let’s see if anyone notices. Who won last week?”
“Don’t turn your head sir.”
Winner
This week’s entries.
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New York Police Will Use Drones To Monitor Backyard Parties This Weekend, Spurring Privacy Concerns
AP News | August 31, 2023 | Jake OffenhartzThose attending outdoor parties or barbecues in New York City this weekend may notice an uninvited guest looming over their festivities: a police surveillance drone.
The New York City police department plans to pilot the unmanned aircrafts in response to complaints about large gatherings, including private events, over Labor Day weekend, officials announced Thursday.
“If a caller states there’s a large crowd, a large party in a backyard, we’re going to be utilizing our assets to go up and go check on the party,” Kaz Daughtry, the assistant NYPD Commissioner, said at a press conference.
The plan drew immediate backlash from privacy and civil liberties advocates, raising questions about whether such drone use violated existing laws for police surveillance.
“… “Deploying drones in this way is a sci-fi inspired scenario.”
Mayor Eric Adams, a former police captain, has said he wants to see police further embrace the “endless” potential of drones…
“CO2 is 0.04% of the atmosphere. Human beings create only 3% of that 0.04%. Is anyone seriously suggesting that we should stand the economy on its head, force up energy prices, damage business, jeopardise employment, because 0.04% of the atmosphere is CO2?”
— YouTube / Sky News Australia | Nov 2019 | Alan Jones
See how many shots you’ll need for variants?
As a reminder:
99% of (Current) ‘Covid Deaths’ Not Primarily Caused by the Virus, CDC Data Shows
Daily Mail UK | 28 August 2023 | Alexa LardieriIn week ending August 19, Covid was primary cause in just 1.7% of virus deaths.
The next headline you’ll eventually see is:
Feminists Upset That New “Virtue-Signal” T-Shirt for the Woke, Signaling Willingness To Get Boosters, Is Known as a “Wife Beater”
Propose To Rebrand it “Life Beater”
Well, this set-up (the Scientific American one) had pretty funny results last time around, so I thought: “What the heck? Let’s try it again but tweak it!”
My entries:
“The president came back for a second nibble and my parents just laughed!”
“The media made my guy go from Goofus to Gallant as soon as they determined his race and party”
Sad day in Margaritaville as Jimmy heads up to the big Labor Day weekend show in the sky. I’ve been a fan since 1984 and have been to over 40 concerts. Best tailgate parties in the world. He will be missed. So if you have the mind to raise a Margarita and give a salute to the man who created a lifestyle shared by millions. Thanks Jimmy.
My favorite song.
One of my favorite Jimmy Buffett references.
Vaya con dios Jimmy.
