Six Marines Captured in Still Photo Raising “MAGA” Hate Flag on Iwo Jima

Disciplinary Action By Male Commander in High Heels Expected Soon

Thanks So Much, Pennsylvania

John Fetterman Speaks Gibberish in Interview. Video — 1/2 min
Twitter | 9/13/2023

Democrat Senator John Fetterman responds to concerns over changing the Senate dress code to accommodate his hoodies and gym shorts:

“Her platform, you know, really, she runs on more and more dingaling, you know, pics, you know, on in the meetings over in Congress.”

Some Initial Thoughts on This Crime

Suspects Follow Man Home, Carjack His Aston Martin in Targeted Crime, Police Say
NBC | 9/19/23

GRAPHIC WARNING: Video included in this story includes content that some may find disturbing.

[Not Oppo. I’m tough.]

WESTPORT, Conn. (WFSB/Gray News) – A Westport man had his Aston Martin carjacked from inside his garage over the weekend, police said.

The attack was caught on surveillance video in the garage.

Police said they responded to a residence on Bayberry Lane at 3:50 p.m. Sunday for a report of a burglary and carjacking. “It is believed that the suspects arrived at the residence in a dark blue BMW, as this vehicle was seen fleeing with the stolen vehicle,” police said.

The victim suffered minor injuries but declined medical attention.

The blue Aston Martin and dark blue BMW were reported to be last seen traveling north on Route 8.

  1. This doesn’t happen if you drive a Ford Focus station wagon.

2. Did it have a stick shift? If so, this was planned, not an impulsive “Let’s follow him home” crime.

3. If you need the home address of anyone who owns an Aston Martin, rather than the risk and bother of following him all over town, it would not hurt to have a friend in the highly-paid Motor Vehicles Department.

4. Was it old, having mechanical issues, needed a complete overhaul, and had its insurance all paid up?

5. He wasn’t Bond and gagged?

6. You may get your kicks on Route 66, but you get out of state on Route 8.

Marines Realize They Used the Same Video Technology as Epstein’s Prison and White House’s Coke Room, and Can’t Determine What Went Wrong With Crashed F-35

Straight Line of the Day: Before Taking an Electric Flying Taxi, …

Hundreds of Flying Taxis To Be Built in Ohio, Governor Announces

ABC via MSN | 9/19/23

Society may be getting one step closer to the flying commuter vehicles made famous in the animated series “The Jetsons,” as Ohio just announced that hundreds of flying taxis will be built at a facility in the state.

The company Joby Aviation Inc. was selected to build an electric air taxi manufacturing site at Dayton International Airport, Gov. Mike DeWine, Lt. Gov. Jon Husted, Ohio Department of Development director Lydia Mihalik, JobsOhio president & CEO J.P. Nauseef announced on Monday.

It takes three politicians to announce things like this.

Officials said the site facility “will build, test and fly all-electric, vertical take-off and landing (eVTOL) air taxis that will predominantly be used for commercial passenger operations.”

The electric air taxi will be intended to carry a pilot and four passengers, and reach speeds of up to 200 mph over a range of 100 miles, officials said.

Joby plans to invest at least $477.5 million and manufacture up to 500 vehicles a year, according to officials. The manufacturing is set to open in 2025, with construction scheduled to begin next year.

The Federal Aviation Administration granted Joby Aviation a Special Airworthiness Certificate in June, allowing the company to begin test flighting the prototype of its eVTOL aircraft.

Last year, Delta Air Lines announced a partnership with Joby for a “first-of-its-kind arrangement” to provide customers in New York and Los Angeles a “home-to-airport transportation service” using an eVTOL aircraft.

Toyota worked with Joby designing and launching the company’s pilot production line in California. The company will advise Joby as it begins to manufacture the air tax in Ohio, Joby announced.

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“Good morning Mr. Walrus, looks like it’s fall,”

“The seasons come and go, time to say goodbye to Summer.”

“Yes sir, no more bathing suits.”

“Oh, let’s not get too hasty here.”

“There is always Indian Summer.”

“Let us so hope it is a long one.”

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