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Archive of entries posted on 29th September 2023

Fried Egg Night Open Thread

Posted by Oppo on 29 September 2023, 6:00 pm

Some of us are kind of curious as to what’s on your mind. Others aren’t. Screw ’em.

Filed under Open Thread | 9 Comments

Fantasy Fiction Friday

Posted by Oppo on 29 September 2023, 4:00 pm

Thanks to Bob B.

Every male in the world says the same thing. Well, most men, I guess.

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Filed under One-Shots | 8 Comments

When Someone Begins a Sentence With “Let Me Be Clear,” Are They Asking for Permission? It’s Not Clear

Posted by Oppo on 29 September 2023, 2:00 pm
Filed under One-Shots | 6 Comments

Promoted Comment: The Beauty of Chinese Batteries

Posted by Oppo on 29 September 2023, 1:00 pm

Per Scotty T:

Funny thing about Chinese batteries… two hours later and you’re hungry for another charge..

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Filed under One-Shots | 6 Comments

Straight Line of the Day: What Trump Said, When Shown IMAO

Posted by Oppo on 29 September 2023, 12:00 pm

[Companion piece tomorrow, for Biden]

Filed under Straight Line of the Day | 23 Comments

Welcome to IMAO! Early Aerial Observers Were a Hearty Breed

Posted by Oppo on 29 September 2023, 11:00 am
Filed under One-Shots | 5 Comments

Friday Classic Funny

Posted by walruskkkch on 29 September 2023, 10:00 am

“Miss Cates so Miss Derek is working remotely now?”

“Appears so sir, she sent in some Far Sides and I’ll be filling in with some other stuff.”

“Any good?”

“Only the best.”

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Filed under Friday Classic Funny | 5 Comments

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