Straight Line of the Day: Eight Words You Hope Won’t Be in Your Obituary Posted by Oppo on 26 September 2023, 12:00 pm My entry, from a story last week: “The bull wore flammable material on its horns.” Spread it around:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)MoreClick to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)Click to share on Telegram (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related 2
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Eight Words You Hope Won’t Be in Your Obituary..
Just like my luck. Killed by the Clintons.
Stand clear, hold my beer, and watch this.
He should not have turned left at Albuquerque …
Eight Words You Hope Won’t Be in Your Obituary
That being said, his death was ruled an arkancide.
Nine?
The answer to “Who’s counting?”
He did not know the gun was loaded.
Last seen in the company of an Emu…
Last words – “I wonder what this thing does?”
Thought Dirty Harry had only fired five shots.
He
Died
From
Bourbon
With
Draw
Al
Seven?
Add dammit to that, dammit
Repairs of the septic tank are still incomplete.
OSHA is investigating possible causes for the mishap.
Today would have been his first retirement day
His hairbun made it through the incident unscathed.
Reference for those of us with poor short-term memory.
Cause of death: Forgot to delete browsing history
He never met a dog he didn’t like.
Cats, on the other hand…
Despite multiple amputations and lobotomies, he finally expired.
The search for his dog and boat continues.
Survived by 3 known children, 4 altoghter
… Now that he’s dead, we’re getting you next.
He said “don’t go far” but she heard ……
Eight Words You Hope Won’t Be in Your Obituary
There were no indictions hookers and blow invovled.
Left at the top of his game, Pinochle..
“His previous burials were premature, but this time…”