Hey, you wild Moon Nukers!
Did any of you exercise your First Amendment rights on January 6th, 2021?
Ha ha ha! Just kidding.
Actually, we were wondering if you could help us out of kind of a pickle.
Would any of you be willing to take the fall for us, and claim it was your idea to force the IRS to delete any mention of the Big Guy from the bribery probes into the Big Guy?
Congress is getting a little close, and we don’t have that many Oswalds in the pipeline just now.
Thanks! No need to drop us a line. Just speak in a low voice anywhere in your house. We’ll get the message.
— The FBI
Just tell them to call Jenny @ 867-5309
Sorry, I’m a fully domesticated Moon Nuker, one well-studied on my First and Fifth Amendment rights.. try your feeble Jedi mind tricks on someone more gullible…
You didn’t mention Second Amendment. Well played, Subject.
I know when not to push – and besides, I had that terrible boat accident a while back…
There’s only one legitimate response to this:
HISSSSS, GRRRREEEEEOOOOWWW [spit]
One Billion dollars with full and total immunity from all prosecutions now and in the future. I am not cheap but I can had.