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Florida woman doused herself in Mountain Dew to erase DNA after killing roommate in Daytona Beach: police
FOX 35 Orlando | August 14, 2023DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. – A Volusia County woman suspected of killing her 79-year-old roommate allegedly doused herself in soda in an attempt to erase possible evidence on her body, according to an arrest affidavit.
She poured diet Mountain Dew all over her body when police told her they were going to collect her DNA as part of the investigation, authorities said.
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Around 3:30 a.m., an officer found Maks at a Krystal’s restaurant on N Ridgewood Avenue in Holly Hill. She had no shoes on and had blood on the side of her leg, the affidavit stated. A portion of the shirt she was wearing had been torn or cut off. That portion had blood on it, police said.
When officers approached her, she dropped a knife and a hammer she was carrying, the report stated.
Authorities said she changed her story multiple times when questioned.
She denied knowing the victim and said she was homeless. She also denied carrying the knife and hammer, the report stated.

Mr. Walrus enjoyed the Vegas pool scene and I hope you’re enjoying the Swimsuit Madness. We have the results from matches 17 & 18 plus our new matches from Round 1, Matches 19 & 20.
Results
Round 1 Match 17
Hilary Rhoda 173 Defeats Hyunjoo Hwang 39
Round 1 Match 18
Irina Shayk 184 Defeats Jasmine Sanders 25
Round 1 Match 19
Jessica Aidi vs Josephine Skriver
Jessica Aidi

VS
Josephine Skriver

Round 1 Match 20
Kate Bock vs Kate Upton
Kate Bock

VS
Kate Upton
