Straight Line of the Day: The DOJ Wouldn’t Indict Biden Even If They Caught Him… Posted by Oppo on 23 August 2023, 12:00 pm
… actually performing the duties of the office of the President (which they won’t)… Reply to this comment
… offering a bribe to Kamala Harris, in exchange for bowing out of the campaign for “health reasons”… Reply to this comment
The DOJ Wouldn’t Indict Biden Even If They Caught Him… Murdering Trump in broad daylight in the middle of Times Square. 1 Reply to this comment
hanging out with Rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, indian agents, mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ss-kickers, sht-kickers, and methodists 4 Reply to this comment
… blatantly accepting bribes from various state officials, to “just stay the hell out of our state” during the campaign season… Reply to this comment
The DOJ Wouldn’t Indict Biden Even If They Caught Him. . . . wiring his 10% out of the DOJ budget, and posting it online. Reply to this comment
The DOJ Wouldn’t Indict Biden Even If They Caught Him… which should be no problem as long as you have access to sandbags, bicycles and stairs. 3 0 Reply to this comment
The DOJ Wouldn’t Indict Biden Even If They Caught Him… lusting after an Easter Bunny. 2 Reply to this comment
The DOJ Wouldn’t Indict Biden Even If They Caught Him… giving the nuclear launch codes to the Iranians for a Klondike Bar. 3 Reply to this comment
…doing the Heimlich maneuver, CPR, or taking a bullet for his vice-presidential insurance policy. (Actual odds 50-50) …”caving to Republican hard liners” and dropping a nuke on the DOJ. (Actual odds 60-40) 1 Reply to this comment
… actually performing the duties of the office of the President (which they won’t)…
doing the hokey pokey, or worse, the electric boogaloo
… offering a bribe to Kamala Harris, in exchange for bowing out of the campaign for “health reasons”…
The DOJ Wouldn’t Indict Biden Even If They Caught Him…
Murdering Trump in broad daylight in the middle of Times Square.
hanging out with Rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, indian agents, mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ss-kickers, sht-kickers, and methodists
… blatantly accepting bribes from various state officials, to “just stay the hell out of our state” during the campaign season…
The DOJ Wouldn’t Indict Biden Even If They Caught Him.
I agree.
The DOJ Wouldn’t Indict Biden Even If They Caught Him.
. . . wiring his 10% out of the DOJ budget, and posting it online.
The DOJ Wouldn’t Indict Biden Even If They Caught Him…
which should be no problem as long as you have access to sandbags, bicycles and stairs.
The DOJ Wouldn’t Indict Biden Even If They Caught Him…
lusting after an Easter Bunny.
The DOJ Wouldn’t Indict Biden Even If They Caught Him…
giving the nuclear launch codes to the Iranians for a Klondike Bar.
He would tell them..all I can remember is 867.5309 and that’s it man.
…well they did change the incident with the sheep to just following too close.
…doing the Heimlich maneuver, CPR, or taking a bullet for his vice-presidential insurance policy. (Actual odds 50-50)
…”caving to Republican hard liners” and dropping a nuke on the DOJ. (Actual odds 60-40)
with his hand in the cookie jar.
… ‘cuz there’s just no challenge in it, y’know?
. . . could be a reference to something I haven’t seen or read . . .
…eating pudding with his pants down.
Nobody expects a Biden Inquisition
Oh, I do.
Coming in 2nd to Hunter at a public goat phuquing contest at Behoboth Beach..
The DOJ Wouldn’t Indict Biden Even If They Caught Him
Exactly