Musical Straight Line: Knock Three Times on the Ceiling If… Posted by Oppo on 16 November 2023, 12:00 pm 1 0
(I’ve been saving this one. For a Walrus-in-Vegas thread, but this is just as good.) 2 Reply to this comment
Knock Three Times on the Ceiling If… … you’re stuck in Paul Pelosi’s basement in an inflatable unicorn costume while the cops are interviewing him upstairs. 4 Reply to this comment
I tried knocking on the ceiling three times once but it didn’t work so I had to resort to tying a yellow ribbon around my old oak tree. 2 Reply to this comment
Penny…Penny….Penny….could you and Leonard please be a little quieter during your coitus session? 1 Reply to this comment
Easy for you to say ’cause you got a ceiling to knock on! What about all the poor and homeless people that don’t have ceilings? What do they knock on!? 1 Reply to this comment
… you’re wondering why The Marvels tanked…
Woke girl heroes? Who’ll take my money for a ticket?
… it’s a quarter to three, and no one’s in the place, except you and me…
… you’re asking for trouble, mister…
(I’ve been saving this one. For a Walrus-in-Vegas thread, but this is just as good.)
She’s hard to kiss, without getting burned in one’s throat.
Her hair was as straight as a slide rule before our romp.
Knock Three Times on the Ceiling If…
… you’re stuck in Paul Pelosi’s basement in an inflatable unicorn costume while the cops are interviewing him upstairs.
I tried knocking on the ceiling three times once but it didn’t work so I had to resort to tying a yellow ribbon around my old oak tree.
Knock Three Times on the Ceiling If…
If you’re Sheldon Cooper.
Penny…Penny….Penny….could you and Leonard please be a little quieter during your coitus session?
….the neighbors complain about the noises above.
Knock Three Times on the Ceiling If…
you’re tall enough.
Easy for you to say ’cause you got a ceiling to knock on! What about all the poor and homeless people that don’t have ceilings? What do they knock on!?
Snow. On the roofs of igloos. In winter. We’re sick of them in the Lower 48.