Many years ago as an expert on the Borkenstein Breathalyzer 900 , 900A and later the Intoxilyzer 5000C.
Doing a test at a hospital after a minor accident..repeated the guys rights after accepting custody..guy says whats that mean.. I said you can call a lawyer..guy says ” so call me a lawyer”..I said ” You’re a lawyer.” We all have a good laugh, even a nurse and passenger from the wreck in the next bed. Get two tests in..never properly called him a lawyer..months later and the courtroom roars and buddy walks…True Canadian Facts..
… witnessing experts…
how to irritate my wife and daughters by merely existing
(and leaving the seat up)
Just piss in the corner, problem solved.
…I’m not saying it would be about aliens but it would be about aliens.
… swearing to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. After getting sworn in, I’d say “See?”
Really? Need I say it? Have we never met?
State worker task avoidance.
Intern dimensions
Ahem.
Many years ago as an expert on the Borkenstein Breathalyzer 900 , 900A and later the Intoxilyzer 5000C.
Doing a test at a hospital after a minor accident..repeated the guys rights after accepting custody..guy says whats that mean.. I said you can call a lawyer..guy says ” so call me a lawyer”..I said ” You’re a lawyer.” We all have a good laugh, even a nurse and passenger from the wreck in the next bed. Get two tests in..never properly called him a lawyer..months later and the courtroom roars and buddy walks…True Canadian Facts..
… turning marginal Straight Lines into punchlines of epic beauty and complexity…
Rorschach Testy.
So it would seem, that what we have here
Is making silken parses out of a so-so ear.
Subject of… a preposition being a word never end a sentence with.
Oh, and “Blazing Saddle” stuff, of course.
Guilty as charged.
If You Were Called Into Court as an Expert Witness, It Would Be on the Subject of…
Emu pacification.
Mine would be Emu evasion…
Good luck with that.
If You Were Called Into Court as an Expert Witness, It Would Be on the Subject of…
For balance’s sake, I would bring a fifth and take the fifth.
After bringing and taking a fifth, you’ll be spilling all of IMAO’s secrets and won’t remember a bit of it.
There are secrets?
I’m not telling.
We only spill secrets for cash.
BACON!
Pi$$ing people off… it’s sort of my superpower.