There’s a saying about bringing coals to Newcastle, but to define that saying to those who already know its definition would be so “meta.”

Ironically enough, I wonder if our sense of irony is dying.

“Tish.”

When you were created by God, you had either XX or XY chromosomes.

Thank God.

And don’t argue with Him.

Now wash your hands before supper.

“It’s terrific. Any questions?”

Upper floor, center: Oppo with sound-cancelling headphones on, dancing to Zeppelin at maximum volume.