Colorado police wrangle emu on the loose in Lakewood
UPI | 8/19/25 | Ben HooperA Colorado police department said officers had a “pretty emu-sing day” when a large, flightless bird was spotted running loose in Lakewood.
“Not Saying We Didn’t Get Our Hair Mussed”
Well I’ll be. That bird really did it. He was a Dreamer but it cost him dearly when he went to the Gaza Strip to try and help 8000 starving Palestinians. They called him Halal Henry.
If the Emu really thinks he’s good at mussing up hair, I am issuing him a challenge:
Gavin Newsome.
Sounds like the Emu got caught before he could finish the job. Next time I’ll send a yak out too as a distraction.