Straight Line of the Day: Exploring Extraterrestrial Luggage: What Would E.T.s Pack for a Voyage to Earth? Posted by Oppo on 13 April 2026, 12:00 pm
A hit list of dangerous earth-based galactic invaders, including Ryan Gosling and Matt Damon… 1 Reply to this comment
Disposable ones. It’s really gross when you have to use the same probe on multiple subjects. 1 Reply to this comment
Exploring Extraterrestrial Luggage: What Would E.T.s Pack for a Voyage to Earth? A towel. 6 Reply to this comment
Guns, body armor, and more guns. Big bags of mailed in ballots. Google translated request for space toilet repairs or asylum in a red state. Galactic arrest warrant for escaped felon Lori Lightfoot. Probe to check if Chuck Norris is really, really, truly, gone. 3 Reply to this comment
If they’re smart, a round trip ticket A wreath for Alice Kramden if they stop by the moon on the way 3 Reply to this comment
Clean “over-the-naughty-bits” wear…
Anything Sam Brinton wouldn’t want to steal.
A hit list of dangerous earth-based galactic invaders, including Ryan Gosling and Matt Damon…
Space Hookers and Space Blow.
A bowl of petunias, just in case …
Beef jerky.
You can get it here, but it’s crazy expensive.
Mars bars.
Moon Pies
A full range of Xenoprobes, just in case…
Disposable ones. It’s really gross when you have to use the same probe on multiple subjects.
True that…
Exploring Extraterrestrial Luggage: What Would E.T.s Pack for a Voyage to Earth?
A towel.
If they’re hoopy.
and no tea
Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndoms
Cookbooks?
A purple hair wig and a spray bottle of cat pee perfume…
Hippie-neutralizing tazers.
Why not just punch ’em?
Guns, body armor, and more guns.
Big bags of mailed in ballots.
Google translated request for space toilet repairs or asylum in a red state.
Galactic arrest warrant for escaped felon Lori Lightfoot.
Probe to check if Chuck Norris is really, really, truly, gone.
Sunglasses.
Not just any sunglasses– Wayfarers.
Gotta look cool.
If they’re smart, a round trip ticket
A wreath for Alice Kramden if they stop by the moon on the way