…3) Un-nationalize the sugar industry
4) Create a better rum industry
5) Sell cheaper rum to the masses
6) Allow drinking on Election Day
7) Run on the Rum platform
3: Learn to Dance like a Cuban
4: Once I’m drinking rum in Cuba and dancing with their girls who cares if we liberate them? Oh fine, human rights and whatnot.
5: Confiscate all their Cigarette boats, sell them to Iran to replenish their fleet, use the proceeds to buy more ammo for A-10’s and continue the hunting missions.
3: Hookers
4: Blow
5: ???
And smoke their cigars and turn green in the face and almost barf like I did once.
Rename it “Greenland”?
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Bullfighting. Lots and lots of bullfighting.
Send a bunch of Karens to the Bay of Prigs.
…3) Un-nationalize the sugar industry
4) Create a better rum industry
5) Sell cheaper rum to the masses
6) Allow drinking on Election Day
7) Run on the Rum platform
i.e., rename it “RumMania.”
“All roads lead to rum.”
♪ Thinking Rum and Cocaine Collapse ♪
…3) Resurrect the Bay of Pigs model, only with private backing
mmm. . . . backingbacon. . . .
Bubba Clinton:
“Heh heh heh heh, heck turn it into another Epstein Island and I’ll be there quicker than you can say Monica Lewinsky.”
Ever so subtly, move the boundary markers of Guantanamo Bay outward; ever outward.
3: Wake up with a kidney missing
3: Learn to Dance like a Cuban
4: Once I’m drinking rum in Cuba and dancing with their girls who cares if we liberate them? Oh fine, human rights and whatnot.
5: Confiscate all their Cigarette boats, sell them to Iran to replenish their fleet, use the proceeds to buy more ammo for A-10’s and continue the hunting missions.
3) Play Yoko Ono singing (shrieking) “Babaloo” over loudspeakers.
The Plan To Liberate Cuba: (1) Go to Cuba. (2) Drink Rum. (3) … ?
Throweth thine Holy Hand grenade sp those filthy commies, being naughty in our sight, shall snuff it.
3. Announce that Nucky Thompson is going to open a distribution center as soon as the commies are driven out.
Find Lucy, have her do some ‘splainin.
Replace Fidel murals with Maxine Waters posters, wait for no mas, no mas pleas.
Flood their economy with 40 or 50 US dollars, wait for Haitian hordes to invade.
Install Bill Clinton as cigar quality control csar and used car salesman, the usual el Presidente duties.
Show them how to light a lightbulb using a potato..SCIENCE!!