[High Praise! to The Babylon Bee]
Pathetic Conservative Hasn’t Even Been Banned From Twitter Yet
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Maybe they think you write for the Weekly Standard or Hot Air. I’m pretty sure twitter doesn’t think there’s enough conservatism left there to say the pledge of allegiance out loud.
I’d have argued with you about HA until the other day, when Ed Morrissey wrote an article criticizing the pope for saying that there was no place in the priesthood for practicing homosexuals.
Having never had a Twitter account I can never be banned there. Can I try for a preemptive banned status?
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I don’t really want to stop the show
But I thought you might like to know
That this zinger’s going to zing a song
And he wants you know that Bing is wrong
So let me introduce to you
The one and only Walrus fear:
GoogleSearch and Twitter’s lone ‘Preemptive Banned”!
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. . . .”Silly
Fears . . . .”
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What would you do
If I stank at iTunes?
Would you stand up and walk out on me?
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I get by with a little Duckduckgo…
Do you Tweet anybody?
I need somebody alive.
Or spreadsheet anybody?
I just need someone alive.
Would you believe in a love at first Skype?
Yes, I’m certain that it happens all the time.
What do you see when the bitcoins are ripe?
I don’t know, but I’m sure that mine are not mined.
Oh, I get by with a little DuckDuckGo
Yes, I get by with a little DuckDuckGo
Mmm, get by with a little DuckDuckGo . . .
I believe in you, Harvey!