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Archive of entries posted on 20th December 2018

Thursday Night Open Thread

Posted by Basil on 20 December 2018, 9:00 pm

It’s less than a week till Christmas. So, Christmas music, right?

[The YouTube]

So, what’s on your mind? Got something you want to share? It’s Thursday Night Open Thread, and you pick the topic to discuss.

Who wants to start?

Filed under Open Thread, Videos | 6 Comments

I’ve Heard Putting in a Hard Day’s Work Is Pretty Effective, Too

Posted by Harvey on 20 December 2018, 8:00 pm

Now trending: hiring someone to read a you a bedtime story so you can fall asleep.

Just wondering if the plaid onesie is optional…

Filed under One-Shots | 1 Comment

You’re Safer Climbing the Eiger With Clint Eastwood

Posted by Harvey on 20 December 2018, 7:00 pm

[The Deadly Logistics of Climbing Everest] (Viewer #1,784,168)

All I know about mountain climbing I learned from watching the Simpsons.

[title reference link]

Filed under Videos | 2 Comments

Link of the Day: Euphemisms Have a Half-Life

Posted by Harvey on 20 December 2018, 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Dinosaur Comics]

Be an Extremely Positive Person

Like going from Democrat to liberal to progressive. It all means socialist, no matter what you call it.

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Filed under Link of the Day | Comment

Trump Truths: Grinch

Posted by Harvey on 20 December 2018, 4:00 pm

What made the Grinch give back everything he heartlessly stole from his victims? President Trump tweet-shamed him with an Obamacare comparison.

Filed under Trump Truths | 1 Comment

It Sounded Made Up, But No, He Actually Said It (Thought Not Verbatim)

Posted by Harvey on 20 December 2018, 2:00 pm

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

[title reference link]

Filed under Funny Pictures | 3 Comments

Straight Line of the Day: Star Wars Episode IX’s Subtitle Will Be…

Posted by Harvey on 20 December 2018, 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Star Wars Episode IX’s subtitle will be…

Filed under Straight Line of the Day | 41 Comments

The Illustrated Frank J: It Just Works

Posted by Harvey on 20 December 2018, 10:00 am

[source]

Filed under Funny Pictures, The Illustrated Frank J | Comment

I’ve Heard Putting in a Hard Day’s Work Is Pretty Effective, Too

Posted by Harvey on 20 December 2018, 8:00 am

Now trending: hiring someone to read a you a bedtime story so you can fall asleep.

Just wondering if the plaid onesie is optional…

Filed under One-Shots | 3 Comments

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