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Archive of entries posted on 31st December 2018

Monday Night Open Thread

Posted by Basil on 31 December 2018, 9:00 pm

My daughter asked me this one time. I didn’t know what to tell her.

[The YouTube]

Do you have something you’d like to share? A link? A joke? Some words of wisdom? A topic to discuss? It’s Friday Night Open Thread.

What’s on your mind?

Filed under Open Thread, Videos | 11 Comments

No. Please. Anything But That.

Posted by Harvey on 31 December 2018, 8:00 pm

President Trump said that if Democrats don’t agree to pay for the border wall, he’ll close the border entirely and cut aid to Guatemala and Honduras.

Clever. Looks like Trump’s traded in his wall for a briar patch.

Filed under One-Shots | 1 Comment

Although in a Battle Between Humans and T-Rexes, the Outcome Is Surprisingly Dependent on Who Has the Most Rocket Launchers

Posted by Harvey on 31 December 2018, 7:00 pm

[The Primate Tier List] (Viewer #1,655,374)

It’s nice to be best at something.

Filed under Videos | Comment

Link of the Day: It Never Got a Movie, But Apollo 8 Was Awesome

Posted by Harvey on 31 December 2018, 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Smithsonian.com]

How Apollo 8 “Saved 1968”

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Filed under Link of the Day | 3 Comments

Trump Truths: Security

Posted by Harvey on 31 December 2018, 4:00 pm

President Trump beefed up White House perimeter security by setting it so that, when tripped, a steel net drops on the intruder and he’s forced to listen to Alexandria Ocasio Cortez lecture on economics. Out of human decency, cyanide pills will be attached to the net.

Filed under Trump Truths | 4 Comments

This Should Be a Month-Long Annual Event, Like Ramadan, Except With Less Blowing Up Innocent People

Posted by Harvey on 31 December 2018, 2:00 pm

[High Praise! to Neatorama]

You can learn about the various causes and outcomes at PBS.

Filed under Funny Pictures | 3 Comments

Straight Line of the Day: An American Just Completed the First Solo Crossing of the Antarctic. His First Words Upon Finishing…

Posted by Harvey on 31 December 2018, 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

An American just completed the first solo crossing of the Antarctic. His first words upon finishing…

Filed under Straight Line of the Day | 16 Comments

The Illustrated Frank J: The Best Aquaman Movie Since “The Wet Knight”

Posted by Harvey on 31 December 2018, 10:00 am

[title reference link]

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Filed under Funny Pictures, The Illustrated Frank J | 3 Comments

Next Time He’ll Just Bring Some With

Posted by Harvey on 31 December 2018, 8:00 am

During President Trump’s surprise visit to US soldiers in Iraq, dozens of them asked him to sign their MAGA hats.

Weird. When Obama was President, the only thing soldiers asked him to sign were their discharge papers.

Filed under One-Shots | Comment

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