Trump Truths: Security

President Trump beefed up White House perimeter security by setting it so that, when tripped, a steel net drops on the intruder and he’s forced to listen to Alexandria Ocasio Cortez lecture on economics. Out of human decency, cyanide pills will be attached to the net.

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