Friday Night Open Thread

Posted by Basil on 21 December 2018, 9:00 pm

I love Weird Al.

Do you have something you’d like to share? A link? A joke? Some words of wisdom? A topic to discuss? It’s Friday Night Open Thread.

What’s on your mind?

Based on the 2016 Election Results, They’re Half Right

Posted by Harvey on 21 December 2018, 8:00 pm

A NY Times opinion piece suggested that human extinction might be a “good thing“.

I agree. Everyone who holds this opinion can lemming off a cliff, and the rest of us will change our species name so humans will be gone forever. Win-win!

The Only Thing That Would Make It Better Would Be Smilex Gas

Posted by Harvey on 21 December 2018, 7:00 pm

[Submitted by Slapout (High Praise!)]

[Package Thief vs. Glitter Bomb Trap] (Viewer #25,088,390)

Come for the nerdy design specs, stay to watch criminals get what’s coming to them.

NOTE: lots of censored swears, because criminals.

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Link of the Day: A Fitting End

Posted by Harvey on 21 December 2018, 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to The Babylon Bee]

Death Panel Orders Life Support Removed From Obamacare

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[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Trump Truths: Christmas

Posted by Harvey on 21 December 2018, 4:00 pm

Embracing the holiday spirit, President Trump released his own Christmas rap song. It’s actually just a video of him reading a bunch of his tweets about the Mueller investigation. But it totally works because so many words happen to rhyme with “loser”.

This Is Why We at IMAO Maintain That Die Hard Is a Christmas Movie

Posted by Harvey on 21 December 2018, 2:00 pm

Scott Beggs, from his “20 Best Christmas Movies” post at Mental Floss:

Not merely set during Christmastime, John McClane’s harrowing rescue of his wife’s office mates is a bit like an action version of Ebenezer Scrooge. He starts off cranky and hateful of the season but remembers the true value of love and kindness after being visited by multiple people with guns who teach him to share what he has with others and give selflessly to those in need.