I Thought His Joke Was Well-Conceived, Well-Delivered, Moderately Amusing, and Not Even Close to Being Edgy, Much Less Offensive

Saturday Night Live writer and comedian Nimesh Patel was kicked off stage by Columbia University students on Friday night halfway through his performance because students found his jokes “offensive.”

Like… “How many hypersensitive snowflake CU students does it take to screw in a light bulb?… That’s not funny!”

Trump Truths: Streaming

If President Trump had a streaming video service, it would consist entirely of videos of liberals mocking his campaign before he got elected, and liberals weeping openly after he got elected.

Also, it would rake in billions and lower unemployment into negative numbers.