Though I’m Thinking of Dumping Them Because I Resent Paying Increasingly High Prices So That They Can Make Vile Cinematic Disasters That I’m Never Going to Watch. Just Take My Money and Sleep on Big Piles of It Instead of Blowing It to Produce Flopping Garbage and Making Me Subsidize Your Mistakes

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This is more amusing if you used to rent VHS tapes from a national chain store.

Trump Truths: Exposé

President Trump is planning to jump on the bandwagon and write a tell-all exposé about the Trump administration. Like the others, it will be completely filled with lies. Even the title will be “The Title of This Book Is a Lie”. Later it will be revealed that it was all just an elaborate ruse by Trump’s Space Force to detect infiltrator alien robots by overloading their logic circuits.