Mayor Bill de Blasio said that New York City will begin guaranteeing comprehensive health care to every single resident regardless of ability to pay or immigration status.

To be paid for, I assume, by a no-fleeing-the-city tax?

An Alabama Emergency Management Agency issued a public service warning this week telling people not to eat hundreds of chicken tenders that had spilled across a state highway when a truck overturned.

Remember the rule, folks: roadkill good, roadspill bad.