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Archive of entries posted on 28th January 2019
Trump Being the Storm That Crashed Their Plane
NBC News says the Democrats’ 2020 primary could turn into “Lord of the Flies”
Is it bad that I want them all to play Piggy?
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[“Pitch Meetings” Pitch Meeting (100th Episode Bonus)] (Viewer #407,120)
Note: Do NOT watch this if you’ve never seen any previous pitch meetings, as it’s basically one long inside joke.
Link of the Day: I’ll Bet Basil Likes This Site
[High Praise! to Neatorama]
Funny reviews of bad movies.
Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]
Trump Truths: Alone
Coming soon: “Home Alone: DC”. President Trump announces he’ll give the State of the Union speech from the Oval Office. Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer sneak in to interrupt it. Both get paint cans to the face. They agree to fund a wall after a booby-trapped door sets their hair on fire. President Trump finishes his speech with a fist-pumped “Yes!”
Hillary Always Makes Me Happy
Straight Line of the Day: If Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Had an Emotional Support Animal…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
If Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez had an emotional support animal…
The Illustrated Frank J: Now Ranking Just Below a Weekly World News Bat Boy Story
Since We’re Doing Novelty Acts, Why Not Let Gus Kick the Field Goals?
Here it comes: the NFL’s first male cheerleaders will make their debut at the Superbowl
Let me guess… they all shave with Gillette.