[High Praise! to Dry Bones]

From Frank J’s Nuke the Moon essay:
“…all other countries will be completely freaked out and never even dream of messing with us. They’ll say the name of America with hushed whispers and always praise us in public for fear of reprisal. We’d be like an Old Testament god to them; perhaps they would even start worshiping us – actually, we should make that a condition of favored trade status. Not only will we have ensured peace for ourselves, but we can also now easily end any conflict between other countries. We see two nations warring over some territory, all we’ll have to do is say, ‘Hey, break it up,’ and they’ll be racing to concede to each other rather than get on the bad side of the ‘crazy, homicidal Americans.'”
That’s right. Donald Trump is The Chosen One