Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now on Nancy Pelosi’s “Enemies List“…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now on Nancy Pelosi’s “Enemies List“…
…back-alley Botox providers…
…the Red Hat Society…
…”Wall-E”…
…you, peasant.
Every white, heterosexual, Christian male.
,..cabbage and cornbread.
… Barney Gumble.
Everyone except aliens.
Just the illegal kind.
Now on Nancy Pelosi’s “Enemies List“…
Donald Trump. Somehow she forgot to put him on before. Old age you know.
Now on Nancy Pelosi’s “Enemies List“…
Sean Thornton.
The defenders of the Alamo
That’s only because Davie Crockett and Jim Bowie both stood her up for dates
Every piss-ant prairie punk who thought he could own a gun!
Now on Nancy Pelosi’s “Enemies List“…
rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, s**t-kickers and Methodists! (Actually most nitwits, halfwits, and dimwits, vote for her so very few of them make it onto the list.)
Plenty of con men, Mexican bandits, buggerers, and bull dykes vote for her too.
Seems to me it’s probably a pretty short enemies list:
Donald Trump
Normal americans
…leather goods catalogues that want her to be their centerfold model.
…Father Time, Mother Nature and Cousin It.
…people who would but can’t assign a particular gender to, ummmm, Nancy Pelosi.
…people who give the finger to Big Brother, just in case they are being watched.
…gargantuan gaping gobbholed freshman.
Now on Nancy Pelosi’s “Enemies List“…
…all the people that wronged her during The Crusades.
…Kitten videos on YouTube
Buckets of water
Non-union broomstick makers
Her Salem judge and jury
Lie detectors
… saline water, barium… oh, wait, enemies.
Look, somebody had to say it.
Truth, Justice, and the American Way
…embalming fluids.
Wahlburgers
Everyone who posted to this thread.
Masonry contractors
The first born male in every Republican household.