Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Amazing! Scientists have discovered a cure for…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Amazing! Scientists have discovered a cure for…
…ham…
…the need for a cure for bacon remains yet unfound…. and undesired.
What kind of sick muthaf… are even searching for one?
Muham-Meds.
…socialism (it’s more cowbell)…
…hashtags…
…chilblains…
I always liked that word. To tell people what I’ve got, when I don’t want to tell them what I’ve got.
Like “fantods.”
…AOC…
DipTheria?
…can we use just the Dip part to get rid of Pelosi?
… Keith Partridge thinking he loves you. (Obscury? It’s on the verge.)
What are you so afraid of?
I’m afraid that I’m not sure of a love there is no cure for*
*for which there is no cure, insists my inner Grammar Nazi
I’m not saying its Alien Derangement Syndrome… but its Alien Derangement Syndrome.
Amazing! Scientists have discovered a cure for…
the cancer of liberalism.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez … Didn’t get to is soon enough so I’ll put it here… I think it involves a lead diet.
Tried to reply under Bob B’s, missed somehow…
“Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez”
They’ve finally found a cure for the common coed?
… Whooping Covfefe.
Amazing! Scientists have discovered a cure for…
the blues.
… They can treat the rocking pneumonia, so it was inevitable.
(Whoops; didn’t see your one below.)
Happens.
Described symptoms include laughing like children, living like lovers, and rolling like thunder under the covers. Sounds pretty nasty.
Don’t forget to not jump because you might fall and don’t holler ’cause the joint’s too small.
What about the Boogie Woogie Flu?
…gullibility, and will be able to mass produce it after just a few more research grants!
… Supreme Court Justice incapacitation.
Amazing! Scientists have discovered a cure for…
losing, they call it Trump.
Amazing! Scientists have discovered a cure for…
the rockin’ pneumonia and the boogie woogie flu.
Gotta love Huey “Piano” Smith
…Socialism… It’s called get off your a$$ and get to work.
Amazing! Scientists have discovered a cure for…
what ails ya.
We shall raise a toast to that discovery!
I’ll drink to that!
Quint: I got somethin’ for ya. That’s the trasher. You see that, Chief? Trasher’s tale. Scewp!
Martin: Trasher?
Hooper: It’s a snark.
Quint: Do you want a drink? Drink to your blog?
Hooper: I’ll drink to your blog.
Quint: Okay, so we drink to our blogs! Ha ha ha!
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Brody: Rogue, yeah, now this guy, he — he keeps swimming around in a place where the posting is good until the moon sign supply is gone, right?
Hooper: That’s the theory . . . A theory I happen to believe. . .
Brody: Then why don’t we have one more drink and go down and cut that snark open?
You’re gonna need a bigger grant…
…a case of The Mondays.
It’s the Happy Mondays.
Which is probably bad news for Basil because it looks like he hates 80s music now too.
I don’t like Mondays.
You and the Boomtown Rats pal.
Let us not Geldoff the track from the excellent “Office Space” reference here.
Being Rick-rolled
You’re joking of course, but it’s actually true. I saw a news story about that:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
… polio, using the income from Kramer’s bachelor auction.
…the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame…
Amazing! Scientists have discovered a cure for…
excessive moon signage proclivity.
I’ve got it bad and that ain’t good.
You put the lime in the coconut, you drink them both up.
… Apollotive care
…White Privilege.
… Priest abuse, but the cure is worse than the diocese.
Opus Dei and the Blights
“Mind if we chants wif yo’ dates?”
♩
“Il Papa
Ooo-mow-mow . . . ”
♩
… pregnancy: Hillary masks that women can wear.
… Incelomnia.
They prescribe 100 cc’s of R. Lee Ermey.
… belief in climate change. It’s called “get a life.”
…for everything, it’s called Red Formans foot.
…sobriety.
…panacea addiction.
…tiredness, they named it a face tattoo.
… what primarily ails the NFL. Mr. Goodell, meet Mr. Pink Slip.
CNN
deniers.
… Tourette’s Syndrome: Elect the afflicted to Congress and the media will ignore them.
… ParkingSigns.. Exactly how much did we spend on these researchers?
…NFL addiction – it’s a cocktail of Kaepernick, Goodell, and referees…
Actually that particular cocktail is what has cured me of my addiction to NFL football.
…global warming. They call it winter.
Amazing! Scientists have discovered a cure for…
…old age. Carousel.
…insomnia. You’ll find it in their 957-page report.
Amazing! Scientists have discovered a cure for…
everything. It’s CALGON!
Calgon took me away…but I came back.
Ancient disease secret, huh?