Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The latest innovation in big screen TV technology…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The latest innovation in big screen TV technology…
… Split-screen feature to aid those still struggling with the Ginger/Mary Ann debate.
… Extra-deep living rooms, so you can sit farther away from that huge screen.
…something worth watching in it.
. . . and a paws button . . .
… Enclosed Captioning: you’re stuck in a box with a virtual Garrett Morris.
A hilarious gag that SNL wouldn’t dare to do today. They were once funny and daring. Now unfunny and only pretend daring.
“Ooh, I know: we’ll speak out against Republicans!”
… clips to keep your eyelids open while you watch Global Warming documentaries and Trump-Is-Evil news to the accompaniment of Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony.
… Well, it’s not surveillance-related anyway, heh.
…is the deletion of all Fake News by mind control activation.
… something — anything — no matter how insignificant — on the TV that is made in the U.S.
…definition so high you can tell which Miss Universe contestants have a wiener.
Wait….you’re saying Michelle Obama is running for Miss Universe?!
Easy peasy…the one being lauded the most in the media has the weiner.
A shrink ray, to be used on the viewers.
I think DamnCat’s technology, above, qualifies.
I meant for the viewers’ entire bodies.
…Feel-A-Round™️
… a near-infinite number of embedded little Russian screens.
… I’m not saying it’s an “Aligns” feature . . . but it’s an “Aligns” feature.
… Crow, Tom Servo, and a host in the foreground.
The latest innovation in big screen TV technology…
you don’t watch TV, TV watches you!
In Soviet Russia, vertical holds YOU!
…crappy speaker you hang on your car door window.
…rolls up like a garage door because it is your garage door.
…so user friendly that when Die Hard is on, your remote finds you.
…factory set to replace commercials with old IMAO podcasts.
In Soviet Russia, big screen watches you.