Since it’s Friday, I thought I’d spread the joy of humor-free, apolitical Friday Catblogging to IMAO (aka “I-MEOW”).
Sure, some of the IMAO bloggers have cats, but none of them are insane enough to fire up six webcams at once and watch their every move.
Anyway, it’s time for…
Hold on. I’m being told that a theft is in progress!
If you’re not sure how this absurd sequence pertains to IMAO, since IMAO is famous for that “political humor” thing, it doesn’t. If you must have some semblance of politics or humor in everything you read here, just assume that Nardo is… um…
Help me out here. Make your suggestions in the comments how this scene is, in fact, a political allegory.
(For more animal goodness, try Friday Ark today and Carnival of the Cats Sunday, so send your catblogging links to submissions @ carnivalofthecats.com.)
Clearly a reinactment of Al Gore attempting to steal the presidential election. The tip-off was the he was a pussy too.
Nardo’s representing those “poor” New Orleans Katrina victims that were reduced to looking 55-inch TV’s for survival.
*looting
You’re both way off base. It’s obviously an illegal cat immigrant doing the work of an American cat for a fraction of the pay.
It’s obviously part of the “catch and release” immigration program! (I didn’t notice anything missing).
That was absolutely not theft. The ACLU (almost completely looney union) will be in contact with you to set up sensitivity training.
What you witnessed was a test of the PRP (Property Relocation Program. Not content with the reallocation of property, Democrats are now experimenting with the allocation of actual property.
Look for it. Coming to a state near you. (if you don’t get out and vote next election)
Nardo obviously attempting to impersonate Hillary Clinton. Notice how Nardillary swiftly made off with the ill gotten gains without disturbing the rest of the pile of stuff…just like Hillary sacked the White House the first time this trailer trash left…
Sorry, Nardo! That was low…really low! I should be forced to spend a night with AquaFag for even putting your name into the same sentance as that despicable human! Ewwww… Did I really suggest a night with AquaHomo? Sends shutters down my spine and makes one’s sphinchter muscle squeeze down just a wee bit…
Having six webcams trained on them isn’t insane – it’s prudent.
I mean, right there you caught Rep. Alan Mollohan (D-WV) collecting another bribe.
The cat represents China’s secret police, and the stuffed toy is Hau Wu. Cat has taken toy Wu to the sooper sekrit holding room where it will be detained for months without ever being formally charged.