Actually I was born in California which indeed was once a part of the USA, but is now more like a part of the USSR. I got lucky and escaped to Alaska during the Carter era. and upon arrival was given sanctuary by the local inhabitants and yes…I am a nationalist.
Why wouldn’t you run for president?
I don’t run anywhere, I can mosey however.
Because I don’t like people, but not enough to register as a Democrat.
It would cut into nap time.
RUN? Heck, I wouldn’t even stand for election like the Brits do. It’s called energy conservation.
I can get plenty of people hatin’ on me just by posting on facebook.
Couldn’t be too many otherwise yo would have gotten Facebook jail.
Couldn’t handle the pay cut and decline in accommodations.
Didn’t stop Trump.
I would have to wear pants.
Presidents are elected……I take what I want…
Why wouldn’t you run for president?
You yobbos don’t deserve me.
I wouldn’t want Secret Service guys watch me poop and masturbate. On second thought, maybe I would.
Why wouldn’t you run for president?
I’d have to talk to journalists.
Trump seems to enjoy it, calling them rude, telling another “that’s question is so stupid it doesn’t deserve an answer”
There is no way, no way at all, I could tolerate the bottomless well of Da Stoopid! that the media produce.
That joke about Mr Trump knifing some schmoe to death at a presser, and then calling the media doo doo heads, and THAT quote being the lead headline?
That’s me.
Except it wouldn’t be some schmoe, it’d be the nearest journo. And, no knife.
Kalashnikov!
If nominated I will not run. If elected I will not serve.
If served I’ll fly like a badminton birdie.
The Secret Service Agents won’t adhere to the 6 foot social distancing rules.
I’ve committed far too many thought crimes.
…and planning on committing far too many more.
I wouldn’t want to represent a constituency that was dumb enough to elect me as President.
That’s the only one I’m qualified for.
I’d be afraid of where all the cigars in the Presidential humidor might’ve been.
I don’t want to stand in Frank J.’s way…
I yield the floor to the man nuking the moon.
Because with my luck I’d probably win.
Why wouldn’t I run for president?
I wouldn’t run for president because I’m not qualified…I’ve never been a neighborhood organizer, or a one term senator.
Probably born in the USA too you Nationalist.
Actually I was born in California which indeed was once a part of the USA, but is now more like a part of the USSR. I got lucky and escaped to Alaska during the Carter era. and upon arrival was given sanctuary by the local inhabitants and yes…I am a nationalist.
…I might have to live in Washington, D.C.
::shudders::
I wouldn’t want Google to find out I actually exist.