First they closed the schools, and AOC did not speak out because she did not go to school. Then they closed the churches, and AOC did not speak out because she did not go to church. Then they closed the beauticians, and there was no one left to speak for her.
So, this is Representative Ocasio-Cortes’ official House portrait?
Old Bert was mighty excited before he learned that “kiss my ass” was metaphorical…
I suddenly feel the need to practice Social Distancing. Extreme Social Distancing. As in, “keep that beast at least three counties from me.”
This caption contest is being sponsored by the American Veterinary Dental Association.
“I’m ready for my closeup, Farmer DeMille…”
“I made a poop.”
What is that you’re eating, cake?
“So I said to the plow horse ‘Why the long face?’ “
First they closed the schools, and AOC did not speak out because she did not go to school. Then they closed the churches, and AOC did not speak out because she did not go to church. Then they closed the beauticians, and there was no one left to speak for her.
“Here’s my Walton Goggins impression.”
In the voice of Cameron from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off…
“Adam Schift…you’re my hero…”
Being Charlie Sheen’s wingman has its advantages thought Bill, not the least of which was not being quarantined with Hillary.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez…without her make-up.