Hang out with…that guy…guy who he knows…who…would knock on his door because he’s worried…but he…you know man…he’s the one…and we…uh we’re gonna go and go and do and do…you know…that thing. C’mon man!
Now listen up Jack, seein as how that they wanna put y’all back in chains, you don’t need no AR-14, 15, or 16, just a good ole double barrel you fire into the dark and take care of business when they’re knocking knock on your door like in the pandemic of 17…
…run through the neighborhood, greeting everyone he sees and telling them how great it is to be alive. -Which would be fine except for the fact that the first thing he should have done is… put his pants on.
…and then try to remember how to get home.
Wander into traffic.
…ask someone “do you know who I am?” — and not in an arrogant, entitled way.
…sniff the hair of a woman he isn’t related to.
forget his next speech
Get some applesauce with Corn Pop you dog-faced pony soldier.
Blame his loss on a group of meddling kids!
See his shadow.
Score some hookers and blow.
Sigh. Didn’t you read the question? JOE Biden, not Hunter!
But I guess the guy could have learned it from dear old dad…
You’re never too senile to PARTAY!!!
…formulate a sure-fire plan for his next loss.
Hang out with…that guy…guy who he knows…who…would knock on his door because he’s worried…but he…you know man…he’s the one…and we…uh we’re gonna go and go and do and do…you know…that thing. C’mon man!
…have someone Reade his Tarot (Tara) cards.
… order the child’s plate at Chuck E Cheese
…breathe in the fresh hair.
Harvey Award!
… come back in again…
… borrow a binder full of women to pick his VP from…
… let his freak flag fly…
…go and make Hillary sing… because everyone knows its not really over until that happens.
… file to run for President.
…forget about it.
… let the neighborhood kids play with his leg har.
…try to do what he tries to do every day…remember what he had for breakfast.
Now listen up Jack, seein as how that they wanna put y’all back in chains, you don’t need no AR-14, 15, or 16, just a good ole double barrel you fire into the dark and take care of business when they’re knocking knock on your door like in the pandemic of 17…
The first thing Joe Biden is gonna do when this is over is go out and…
shake his groove thang.
The first thing Joe Biden is gonna do when this is over is go out and…
post a SLotD at IMAO.
The first thing Joe Biden is gonna do when this is over is go out and…
ask his advisors what is the first thing he should do.
after what is over?
…applaud the vocal renditions of the ‘fat lady’.
… have Bill Ayers write his concession speech
divorce the horse he rode in on.
…run through the neighborhood, greeting everyone he sees and telling them how great it is to be alive. -Which would be fine except for the fact that the first thing he should have done is… put his pants on.
…sexually assault a subordinate and then tell her ” she’s ok while patting her shoulder or commit Arkan-cide in the most obtuse, unbelievable way.
…then put his pants on.