I want to be like Jesus, so I never apologize.
I mean, I assume Jesus never apologized since he never did anything wrong. I guess I could also never do anything wrong to be like Jesus, but I think when trying to be more Christ-like, you need to be realistic.
So how are toilet paper manufactures handling this toilet paper stupidity? It seems like at some point someone has to raise prices until supply and demand stabilize.
Bad things happen when things are priced below their actual value, and right now toilet paper (and some other goods) are obviously priced well below their actual market value.
I thought that Marvel New Warriors thing was a lame joke some right-winger made up.
I can’t believe we actually need the government to give a giant handout and they can’t figure it out. They’re like that character from the Lego Movie who wants nothing other than to build a spaceship and you finally say, “Okay. We need a spaceship.” and he just freezes.
What if we need to eat more bats until we find the bat with the cure in it?
The government is going to send everyone enough money to buy an AR-15 — a nice one with like a scope!
So do socialist just hate all landlords?
I swear, there has never been anyone in all of human history more entitled and privileged than socialists in first world countries.
People don’t just need money. They need work.
Just got in the mail my renewed concealed carry permit, which is kind of ironic.
Rooting for Trump to fail right now is just plain evil.
Even the dimmest view of Trump has to admit a lot more people would be hurt now by Trump failing now than by him serving a second term.
Is anyone actually surprised by the jobless claims? Did you hear about the pandemic?
The proper name is “the Chinese Spanish Flu.”
Though completing the census sounds fun, don’t do it! It’s a trick by the government to try and count everyone!
I’m tired of these clearly unconstitutional government overreaches.
Dogs who tilt your head sideways when you don’t understand things, has that every worked?
“Oh. Now that I rotated everything twenty degrees, it’s all clear to me.”
A lot of people excited about reporting USA is supposedly the most coronavirus cases (believing China’s numbers).
Such weird times.
The point of journalism is to be objective and report the news, which they suck at. But instead journalists seem to think their job is to influence people to their point of view. Which they also suck at.
One of my favorite things right now is my 9yo daughter has started playing around on the piano until she figures out various video game theme songs. She now does a great version of the Legend of Zelda theme, Zelda’s Lullaby, and the Luigi’s Mansion theme.
Another favorite thing is that my 4yo, despite never having seen Arrested Development, does a pitch perfect imitation of Lucille being surprised by Gene Parmesan that she does whenever she’s excited by something.
Yeah, tough time for Biden campaign. Trump has this chance to look like a big hero and any time Biden speaks he just sounds like some random guy in the comments section going, “Here’s how I would have done it…”
I honestly don’t know what he can do that would actually help. It’s a tough hand for everybody.
In the darkest of times I cheer myself up by thinking of Hillary on election night 2016.
We’re showing our kids The Goonies. If they don’t like it, we’re getting new kids.
The Goonies was a good representation of how things were growing up for us Gen Xers. No helicopter parenting; instead we just ran around cave systems without supervision.
There’s no time right now to care about the sexual assault allegations against Joe Biden. We’ll get back to it in October.
I just tune out now when it’s reported what Trump just said. That’s because we have years now of him saying crazy stuff and also at least half the time the media is misrepresenting what he said. It’s pointless.
Libertarians are a bunch of psychopaths who think it’s possible for people to organize and work together without a big entity with lots of guns constantly threatening people with violence and imprisonment.
For some reason I have a lot of trouble with actors with three names. I just referred to “Patrick Neil Harrison,” and no matter how many movies he’s been in, I refer to that one guy as “that kid from 3rd Rock From the Sun” since I can never remember his name.
Zoom has been quite a blessing. Despite all this, our church can still meet together.
There are so many blessings like that of the modern age that it’s hard to keep track of them to be thankful.
The left needs to find a way to look less gleeful about the coronavirus thinking it’s an issue to use against Trump. The way things are going, Trump could completely screw things up and get re-elected because at least he’s not cheering on people dying.
There was no reason to jump on the “U.S. is number one in Coronavirus cases!” unless you’re so partisan it ruined your critical facilities.
It’s just another example of people thinking they have a great attack on Trump and then getting so over enthusiastic that they end up looking way worse than Trump.
Even if we’re yelling at each other about politics, we’re still all in this together. That’s being an American.
I love how all events confirm all my priors.
Trump could stab a man to death during a press conference, but if he then called a reporter a “doo-doo head,” that would be the lead story coming out of it.
No money in that relief bill should go to funding the arts unless it’s to ensure the next season of Baby Yoda isn’t delayed.
The way the news media is completely credulous about even the claims from brutal authoritarians in China because that currently goes with their partisan leanings is why I’m not looking forward to another Democrat as president.
The thing is, I don’t believe this grotesque media bias actually influences anyone. I doubt anyone is left trusting these people who don’t already drink the same Kool-Aid.
VidAngel has Tiger King. Maybe I can finally find out what everyone is talking about (my wife and I are very offended by Tigers so we were waiting for VidAngel so we could remove any images or references to them).
I dunno. I think for a free country dealing with a black swan like this, I don’t think we’ve done that terrible.
If the Trump press conference didn’t give people some new thing to yell at every day, they’d just be screaming at their cats.
“My grandma is trapped in a burning car and Trump is doing NOTHING!”
*Trump rushes to the burning car and pulls out grandma*
“Well, of course Trump saved her. She’s a RACIST!”
Journalists are convincing me that Trump doesn’t insult them enough.
I love my Baby Yoda tshirt, but it has some negatives. Random people will try to talk to me about it when I’m out and about (not a problem now), and my 1yo ignores me and instead tries to talk to the Baby Yoda on my shirt.
The only mask I have is a werewolf mask but I guess it’s better than nothing.
“Go to bed, sweetie. Mommy and Daddy are watching a show.”
“What are you watching?”
“A documentary about… tigers. Because we like to be educated.”
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