Welcome to IMAO! Don’t Want To Be a Grinch; But Do You Know What Christmas Trees Do to Rock Moisture Storage?

Posted by Oppo on 23 December 2020, 11:00 am

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walruskkkch

December 23, 2020 at 11:40 AM

Man that is one serious acne pimple you got there.

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Bob B

December 23, 2020 at 11:47 AM

Wait, are you telling me we’ve been drinking TREE PEE all this time?

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- tankdemon
  
  December 24, 2020 at 9:44 AM
  
  And here I thought it was cloud pee.
  
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zzyzx

December 23, 2020 at 1:10 PM

The same things Democrats do to taxpayers?

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