That it’s a bad thing the Covid relief bill includes $193 million for federal HIV/AIDS workers stationed abroad to buy new cars while the average American gets six hundred dollars in Covid relief.
The Covid relief bill includes $1.5 million for the Appropriations Committee’s “Office of Diversity and Inclusion” as well as lots of money for receptions. For receptions!! What about social distancing!?!
… everything… and I do!
If I was cynical, I’d suspect…
myself.
Sherlock Holmes: The Adventure of the Naval Treaty
Annie Harrison : You suspect someone?
Sherlock Holmes : I suspect… myself.
Annie Harrison : What?
Sherlock Holmes : Of coming to conclusions too rapidly.
If I was cynical, I’d suspect…
everyone… and no one.
If I was cynical, I’d suspect…
well I’m not saying it’s Aliens but… it’s Aliens.
I’m glad you didn’t say that.
…the Spanish Inquisition
If I was cynical, I’d suspect…
that I would never have expected that.
that I still might be in double secret probation.
You are now in Tier 4 probation.
…that the large wooden badger outside my domicile might just be a ploy.
How about the large wooden rabbit?
You don’t need to be cynical to believe there is something scwewy about that wabbit.
… that the media is not 100% truthful all the time…
Now that’s just crazy talk.
Or is that gullible – I always get those two concepts confused…
…that I was a can of beer… no wait…. That’s cylindrical.
Haven’t we already been through this?
OMG- maybe it’s cyclical.
Let’s circle back to that later.
… that this here Rock Ridge, out in the middle of nowhere, is not quite what it seems to be…
If I Was Cynical, I’d Suspect…
That my sibling that doesn’t work but wants to borrow $1000 and swears they will pay me back actually will.
If I Was Cynical, I’d Suspect…
rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, s**t-kickers and Methodists.
…that 2020 had a couple of more surprises left before the new year.
That I was being served Folgers Crystals instead of coffee.
If I Was Cynical, I’d Suspect…
Epstein lives!
he and Ken Lay are room-mates.
If I was cynical I’d suspect that you’re collecting some sort of personal data based on the answers we give here.
Cooperation: -1
Alertness: 10
Surveillance Suggested.
Is it helpful if I leave Zoom running for you?
谢谢
If I Was Cynical, I’d Suspect…
That giving Americans six hundred dollars while giving Pakistan ten million dollars is a good thing.
If I Was Cynical, I’d Suspect…
That it’s a bad thing the Covid relief bill includes $193 million for federal HIV/AIDS workers stationed abroad to buy new cars while the average American gets six hundred dollars in Covid relief.
If I Was Cynical, I’d Suspect…
The Covid relief bill includes $1.5 million for the Appropriations Committee’s “Office of Diversity and Inclusion” as well as lots of money for receptions. For receptions!! What about social distancing!?!
If I Was Cynical, I’d Suspect…
…that you just might want to avoid that weirdo carrying around a lit lamp in broad daylight.
If I Was Cynical, I’d Suspect…
…that somebody replaced my regular coffee with Folger’s crystals.
Sorry, c64wood, didn’t notice your post when I wrote this.
I suspect that some people are deep in the pocket of Big Coffee Crystal…
If I Was Cynical, I’d Suspect…
…that perhaps not all of those “fact checks” attached to Facebook posts about the election are on the up and up.
If I Was Cynical, I’d Suspect…
…I was a Cynic.
… That millionaires talking about wealth redistribution are not on the level.
. . . that Who really isn’t on first.
What?
I don’t know…
He’s on third.