Normally I’d agree, but I feel like Hunter Biden ruined it. I mean, I pay a lot in taxes. I expect better than people smoking Parmesan crumbs from the floor.
. . . the New Republic of Texas
. . . building a wall around Stacey Abrams
. . . migrant one way plane fare back to their country of origin, ditto Omar back to Somalia
. . . John Roberts retirement party
. . . grand juries for the Biden crime family. (Expect an incapacity plea on Josef Stolen’s behalf)
Tax Day! One can only hope your money is going to…
…make everybody who comes in contact with it absolutely miserable. Terribly, horribly, miserable. Miserable on the level of a sane person trying to watch The View.
Tax Day! One can only hope your money is going to…
Aid governments who’s leaders secretly, and in some cases not so secretly, hate us. UN projects that, in the long run, are anti American. Endless wars in far off third world countries. The care, feeding, housing, clothing, education, and general maintenance of thousands of illegals who now make our country their home. In other words…. tax money for the usual things, and to the usual suspects, for the usual reasons.
The Democrats: We want to give tax money to rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, s**t-kickers, but not Methodists!
…hookers and blow. Oh, wait…
Normally I’d agree, but I feel like Hunter Biden ruined it. I mean, I pay a lot in taxes. I expect better than people smoking Parmesan crumbs from the floor.
From the floor?
I hear he was going to sue, but he had no standing.
…hammer-ready badger projects.
Tax Day! One can only hope your money is going to…
satisfy Magog.
Tax Day! One can only hope your money is going to…
keep the Dane away.
Tax Day! One can only hope your money is going to…
get lost in a boating accident.
Tax Day! One can only hope your money is going to…
make the world go round.
Tax Day! One can only hope your money is going to…
finally get that pothole fixed on the road just before my driveway.
… fund energetic activist organizations like Antifa – when they want something done, it’s really done…
… pay for audits as far as the eye can see – (the fact that I am a CPA doesn’t enter into this preference)
This completely blew my mental image of you…
What, you didn’t know I was a degenerate liar and serial fabulist?
You’re a lawyer now? Wow, you wear a lot of different hats!
… send Congress on a permanent vacation…
That would actually be worth it.
put illegal immigrants up in the fake Rock Ridge
Major’s obedience training
Tax Day! One can only hope your money is going to…
Foreign countries whose citizens only hate us just a little.
The break even point is do they hate America as much as Liberals.
…helping the Afghani LBGQTEWMNNDJSIUEWAAAN&V community deal with their gender identity issues. Also possibly build an Fabulous Falafel stand.
. . . the New Republic of Texas
. . . building a wall around Stacey Abrams
. . . migrant one way plane fare back to their country of origin, ditto Omar back to Somalia
. . . John Roberts retirement party
. . . grand juries for the Biden crime family. (Expect an incapacity plea on Josef Stolen’s behalf)
You’re gonna need a bigger wall…
…but will circle back ’round.
Tax Day! One can only hope your money is going to…
…make everybody who comes in contact with it absolutely miserable. Terribly, horribly, miserable. Miserable on the level of a sane person trying to watch The View.
Tax Day! One can only hope your money is going to…
preserve the alligators in the Rio Grande.
Tax Day! One can only hope your money is going to…
housing in Boca Chica.
Tax Day! One can only hope your money is going to…
…continue to fund the Spanish American War.
Are we winning that one?
Maybe…
Well it’s not like we are all speaking Spanish.
Tax Day! One can only hope your money is going to…
… espresso! Really, really good espresso!
Tax Day! One can only hope your money is going to…
Last through May 17th, which is tax day this year (delayed due to the wuhan flu).
Tax Day! One can only hope your money is going to…
Aid governments who’s leaders secretly, and in some cases not so secretly, hate us. UN projects that, in the long run, are anti American. Endless wars in far off third world countries. The care, feeding, housing, clothing, education, and general maintenance of thousands of illegals who now make our country their home. In other words…. tax money for the usual things, and to the usual suspects, for the usual reasons.
Well, as long as it doesn’t go to Methodists.
The Democrats: We want to give tax money to rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, s**t-kickers, but not Methodists!
…”So many fines – there’s no telling where the money went…”