Straight Line of the Day: Jen Psaki will quit as press secretary. New career options include…
Jen Psaki says she advises against Biden taking impromptu questions and reveals she will be stepping down next year
UK Daily Mail | May 07 2021 | Geoff EarleWhite House Press Secretary Jen Psaki tends lets her daily briefings run long, but she doesn’t intend to linger in her powerful post – with plans for an exit in 2022.
‘I think it’s going to be time for somebody else to have this job, in a year from now or about a year from now,’ she told former White House and Obama campaign colleague David Axelrod.
There she goes, right out the door and straight to Fox News!
♩♩♪
At first, I was afraid I was too gentrified
Kept thinking I could never lie to those not on my side
But then I spent so many nights thinking how to spin it strong
And I grew snarky, I told all you got it wrong
And “Circle back. We’re outta space.”
I just walked in to find you here with that Psaki look upon your face
I should’ve changed that stupid lie
I should have Major bite your knee
If I’d have known for just one Circle you’d be back to bother me
I think I’ll go. Walk out the door.
Just churn on Netflix, Joe hasn’t felt ’em anymore.
Wasn’t he the one who tried to get Hunter to give me a good buy?
Did you think I’d go on Rumble?
Forget to give ten percent to The Big Guy?
Oh, no, not I:
I will survive!
Oh, as long as I know how to lie — I’ll soon be streaming live
No Marcy Park, I’ll call a lid,
Just like the poor ol’ POTUS did
And I’ll survive
I will survive, Hey, Hey
♩♩♪
Fox News, doubtful. Most likely she’ll go to MSNBC or CNN.
New Career Options Include…
Off to Hollywood for “Chucky Circles Back”
isis bride
Jen Psaki will quit as press secretary. New career options include…
Press stenographer
Director of the Ministry of Truth.
Jen Psaki will quit as press secretary. New career options include…
short order cook at a greasy spoon in East Podunk, Nowheresville.
… a mostly-female reboot of Baghdad Bob…
Baghdad Bobette
“You wan fries widdat?”
…a supplier of Phookers and Pblow
Scapegoat
…Iraqi Minister of Information
…tour guide, Circle Tours.
She will author a book called “Biden’s Baghdad Bobette”. Foreword by Joe Isuzu.
Sequel “Circling The Drain: More Lies From The Inner Circle”
… on closed-circuit TV.
… denying claims…
… tour guide at the Guggenheim…
Joining the failing British Monarchy.
…whatever it is, she’ll probably be psucky at it.
She will get a book deal for several million but it will sell very poorly when it comes out, far less than the advance.
The title will be “Circling back” which she will think is clever but will spawn endless jokes on the right.
American spokesperson for Vladimir Putin.
…Isuzu spokesperson
…New York Times fact checker.
Psyakiatrist?
Jen Psaki will quit as press secretary. New career options include…
Something other than Used Car Salesman. She’s sacrificed her credibility too much for that.
Would you buy a used car from this woman??
Telemarketer
…Kathy Griffin tribute act comedy tour.
…very undistinguished career as Supreme Court justice.
…author of Like a Bat out of Hell: My Last Day At The White House.
…(and) Chasing Your Own Tale: Circling Back For Dummies.