Straight Line of the Day: AOC’s gift of food prophecy has also predicted…
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Ignore AOC. Go Ahead And Brunch Like Your Life Depends On It
The Federalist | 09/24/2020 | Libby Emmons
Ever since lockdown began, brunch has been getting a bad rap. There’s this idea that brunch — that lazy, boozy, breakfasty weekend meal — is a shallow, stupid, entitled exercise in unearned privilege. Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez sure thinks so.
Speaking to viewers, the Democratic congresswoman from New York said with a smile, “I’m sorry to tell you you’re not going back to brunch, we’re not going back to brunch. That’s not happening.” What she’s missing is that gathering with friends and breaking bread is the basis of all of our most important traditions, in every religion and in all our national holidays.
And after we work to command victory in November, I need folks to realize that there’s no going back to brunch.
We have a whole new world to build. We cannot accept going back to the way things were, & that includes the Dem party. We must deliver transformative, material change
— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) September 19, 2020
You can have your cake, but I will eat it.
The cake is a lie.
It is most definitely NOT. Every woman with a penis knows it’s right there at the bottom of the urinal
Bwahaha
… that the Happy Hour Special will be all well drinks for $7…
… that taco trucks that remain unsustainable will become illegal…
…the replacement of Critical Thinking with Critical Race Theory.
.. that”night soil” will become the official fertilizer for all public spaces, including community gardens…
… that espresso will not longer be considered a food group.
An apple a day keeps Dr. Fraud-chi away.
The Squad is full of beans.
My Hovercraft is full of eels.
Trans-fats shall enjoy protected minority status and must therefore be equitably distributed through every meal.
Bananas must be eaten regardless of the color of their skin.
…remember to tip your bartender.
Oh, blow it out your a$$, Alexandria. ~ Olson Johnson
Her final revision of the Dr Seuss classic, oh the places you can’t go.
AOC’s gift of food prophecy has also predicted…
The rules will not apply to everyone. Da comrade?
If you like your personal chef, you can keep your personal chef
All smoked meats must now be vaped.
Everything she cooks leaves a carbon footprint (on the pan)
Brunch will now identify as trans midday meal
…if you hang out with donkey’s you’ll eventually find yourself in a haybar… Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
…not Meatloaf again!
Don’t eat the Meatloaf!
…order anything you want… The taxpayers are picking up the tab.
…15 shitzengiggles are her limit
….moderation got this one….God only knows why.
Probably the overall phrase.
……15 schitzengiggles are her limit
Can we get a fact check?
…she won’t say the blessing at the meals as she’s a gracist.
Where do they get this sh!t they serve in the cafeteria?
Depends.
There’s a factory down the street at 1600.
…that people actually take her seriously.
… you, too, can eat crow – many parts are edible…
She’s so stupid, if she switched to the GOP, she’d lower the average IQ in both parties.