[Spoken:]

You made a fool of the U.S.

Through all those awesome curve-balls you threw us . . .

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Hey, Media, now you’ve got the Blues

Seeing no more Dr. Faustus on the evening news

No “leading opinion,” no one to care

Just open mics and emails here and there

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There’s “a hole” in the stories as more news comes in

You took our freedom and you played to win

Ha, ha! Wuhan! It’s a cryin’ shame

Bioweepin’, there’s no one else to blame

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Media: Evil Wuhan

Evil Wuhan

Evil Wuhan

Evil Wuhan

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So blame it on another town

It hit someone old, we all had to hunker down

But a fool and this puzzle soon go separate ways

Media muzzled — their pool’s a puddle these days

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Ha, ha, Wuhan, what you gonna do?

You destroyed all credibility, now they’re turning blue

It’s so good for China that we’re feelin’ pain

With the gain of function, their function’s gained.

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Media: Evil Wuhan

Evil Wuhan

Evil Wuhan

Evil Wuhan
(Hey, hey, hey, hey)

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Media Evil Wuhan how you done me wrong

But now you’re tryin’ to Tsing a different song

Ha, ha, funny ― but behind the smiles ―

We’ve got no Chinese Wall, but theirs goes on for miles

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We came with funding, but went into debt

You caught Hunter, but not all of us yet

Ha, ha, Wuhan, very nice to know

That that ain’t no problem; ten percent you know

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Media: Evil Wuhan

Evil Wuhan

Evil Wuhan

Evil Wuhan

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