(Based on a comment by WDS)
EXCLUSIVE: Fauci’s NIAID Funding Island of Monkeys in South Carolina Used for Horrific ‘Maximum Pain’ Experiments
Timcast | 11/17/2021 | Cassandra FairbanksDr. Anthony Fauci and the National Institutes of Health are using an island off the coast of South Carolina to breed monkeys for use in horrific “maximum pain” animal experimentation.
New photographs and details obtained by White Coat Waste Project and provided exclusively to Timcast reveal the extent of the taxpayer funded cruelty and lack of regard for the well-being of these highly intelligent animals.
“Our new investigation has found that Fauci’s revolting record on taxpayer-funded animal testing is even bigger than #Beaglegate. He’s also wasting millions of tax dollars to subsidize a secretive island where primates are bred for his labs that inflict punishing pain on monkeys and ghoulishly withhold pain relief,” Devin Murphy, Public Policy and Communications Manager at White Coat Waste Project, told Timcast. “Fauci is addicted to spending and taxpayers don’t want to foot the bill for his government monkey business.”
Approximately 600 monkeys are taken from Morgan Island per year and shipped to some of the federal government’s most painful and cruel laboratories for animal research.
As my mother would have said, there’s a special place in hell…
Straight Line of the Day: ‘Maximum pain’ experiments would include…
One mutation away from a rage virus, then 28 days later . . .
Look, #Beaglegate was huge but nothing compared to #Beatlegate when Paul McCartney went missing for 34 minutes (he was just in the bathroom for crying out loud) and they replaced him with some ‘Look-a-Like’.
“Maximum pain” would be having your Rock-’em-Sock-’em-Robots tournament championship taken away on a technicality!
or:
Having to play a live-action version of Rock-’em-Sock-’em-Robots.
That’s it! Are they still giving away free cable access channels?
The National Rock’em Sock’em Robot League.
The winner would always be a Player Of Color: red or blue.
Of course, “He knocked my block off!” would have to be changed to “It knocked my block off!” — but that goes without saying.
Honest. I didn’t know one of the robots was a pacifist.
As God is my witness, i thought plastic robots could fly.
… forced listening to the CDs gifted to Queen Elizabeth II by Barack.
I got no snarky comment for SLOTD y’all except that the little puke must not be allowed to escape justice like Mengele did.’ That story just killed my respect for McMaster, Scott, Graham, Mace and the rest of the SC legislature that apparently looks the other way.
Later.
… being forced to listen to CNN and MSNBC for any amount of time…
… insulting the Emu…
I. the E., except after Xi.
(Old meme-onic.)
Greta Thunberg reading Vogon poetry to an unarmed Rittenhouse trapped in a large wooden badger built by, I’m not saying, but it’s aliens
…did I say this occurred while visiting the fake Rock Ridge during the Spanish Inquisition.
I didn’t expect that.
…having to explain what Joe Biden was talking about and make it sound intelligent.
‘Maximum pain’ experiments would include…
Deeeeeeeeep huuuuurting.
‘Maximum pain’ experiments would include…
No one using anyone’s correct pronoun.
‘Maximum pain’ experiments would include…
… being forced to listen to all of the learned, lengthy and flush-able opinions of Hollywood types, NBA MLB or NFL stars, liberal city mayors, blue dot tweeters, empty headed congress persons and reporters with CNN, ABC, CBS, and MSNBC on the Kyle Rittonhouse verdict.
“NBA MLB”
I first thought you had said “NAMBLA”.
“Yoko Ono Croons the Oldies”
And by “oldies” we mean Disco.