“It’s ridiculous man. The Russians aren’t wearing masks and haven’t been vaccinated and don’t have LBTQ Rights. And their tanks and missiles aren’t ele tric powered”!
Biden: Imma go full Corn Pop on Pooty now.
Kamala: What? You never go full Corn Pop, Dawg.
Biden: Tough boobies, now where’s my razor blade?
Aide: The press are here now, Sir.
Biden: (Reads from teleprompter) Imma go full Corn Pop on Pooty now…
Reminds Putin of the 16 critical infrastructure systems in the U.S. that Putin’s not allowed to hack.
Biden told reporters Wednesday he gave President Vladimir Putin a list of 16 critical infrastructure entities that are “off limits” to a Russian cyberattack: “I talked about the proposition that certain critical infrastructure should be off limits to attack ― period ― by cyber or any other means. I gave them a list, if I’m not mistaken ― I don’t have it in front of me ― 16 specific entities . . .”
— Biden’s “Off-Limits”‘ List for Russian Cyberattacks Criticized as “Green Light” To Target Everything Else Fox News | June 18, 2021 | Houston Keene
Biden picks up the hotline to the Kremlin and asks if they can work around his hours..likes his morning constitutional every day at 0700hrs..wakes up and gets out of bed 0900..debriefing 0905..powerwashing until 0930..breakfast of Corn Pops and remembering the good ole days to 1200hrs….military time like..you know..the thing..cmon man..the ” Doctor Jill!!”
Red lines. Red lines everywhere because they worked so well with Barack
and Syria!
“It’s ridiculous man. The Russians aren’t wearing masks and haven’t been vaccinated and don’t have LBTQ Rights. And their tanks and missiles aren’t ele tric powered”!
Keep his head down and run serpentine.
A lot of candlestick jumping.
… targeted micro-tax breaks for the hoi polloi, hoping they don’t notice what else is happening…
…he’ll release the Vicious Chicken of Bristol.
Is that Kamala’s codename?
Vacuous Cackle and Prattle
It is now
…Uh, you know… it’s the thing…
… counting on suppressed CNN and network ratings to minimize the information leak…
A totally incomprehensibly worded letter.
…Basil, not Basil… and St. Basil’s is right out.
…he’ll send Mongo
…he’ll appear on SNL and ridicule Putin from there.
… getting Zuckerberg to create a rival to TikTok…
Was ineffective so he went with numble mumble instead.
… Biden and nimble? I don’t think it means what you think it means…
Threaten to sh*t Vlad’s trousers.
Sends emergency aid to Odessa.
Texas.
I live in Odessa,TX. Lol
Biden: Imma go full Corn Pop on Pooty now.
Kamala: What? You never go full Corn Pop, Dawg.
Biden: Tough boobies, now where’s my razor blade?
Aide: The press are here now, Sir.
Biden: (Reads from teleprompter) Imma go full Corn Pop on Pooty now…
Biden’s nimble response to the Ukraine invasion:
…will be announced in twenty-seven months.
Biden’s nimble response to the Ukraine invasion:
…will require our military to get even more SJW indoctrination.
A 7 am lid every day until Putin surrenders
“Hunter refuses to accept any more of their dirty rubles until . . . um, wait, what was the question?”
Gives Ukraine directions to $83 billion of military equipment in Afghanistan
Nimbly says “Let’s Go Brandon, that’s right!” in response to Putin saying, “Let’s Go Brandon.”
Demands that Putin return his $1,400 stimulus check in a harshly worded letter in Crayola font
Vlad,
C’mon man!
Joe.
Reminds Putin of the 16 critical infrastructure systems in the U.S. that Putin’s not allowed to hack.
“Nobody expects the trunalimunumaprzure!”
Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive, Dodge
Spin, parry, thrust, THWACK
Brandon will hold up cue cards with the Batman fight sound effects, Whap, Biff, Oof and so forth.
After the trial run in Afghanistan, I believe his methods have been officially codified under the name “Spray and Pray”.
Stacks all his empty pudding cups along the Ukrainian border to form The Great Wall of Jell-O…
(China nods head approvingly)
Unleash the Cosby!
Come on, man
…let the phone go to voicemail, it might be the 1980’s calling.
Biden’s Nimble Response to the Ukraine Invasion:
…IT WAS TRUMP’S FAULT!!!!!
Call me a traditionalist if you want but I say it was Bush’s fault.
Biden picks up the hotline to the Kremlin and asks if they can work around his hours..likes his morning constitutional every day at 0700hrs..wakes up and gets out of bed 0900..debriefing 0905..powerwashing until 0930..breakfast of Corn Pops and remembering the good ole days to 1200hrs….military time like..you know..the thing..cmon man..the ” Doctor Jill!!”
nimble like a Biden spotting some little girl to sniff.
Hey, you’re on to something there. If Putin was a little girl…… Biden would be all over it!
I’ll bet dollars to Donetsk it’s some Donbas move.
Shouldn’t the assignment have been:
Biden’s “Nimrod” Response to the Ukraine Invasion: ?
“-ble.” Had to be “-ble.” It’s “-ble” all the time.
U-Crane? Can we build back better with one of those? Can’t let Putin have it then!