“Hi Mr. Walrus, some bad news I’m afraid.”

“Oh noes, what is wrong?”

“No Far Sides.”

“None? Then how about some classic TV comedy?”

“Err, no.”

“Classic Bugs Bunny?”

“Err, no.”

“Well, what do you have?”

“Silly songs and parodies.”

“That’s it?”

“Afraid so sir.”

“Well I expect better from you next year.”