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No charge, feminists.

You’re Invited!

But you don’t have to come.

You don’t have to fight traffic.

You don’t have to even RSVP.

You don’t have to bring a gift.

You don’t have to soak us dry of food and drink.

You don’t have to put on a tux and try to look like Cary Grant.

You don’t have to drive your intoxicated date (or wife) (or both) home, arguing all the way.

You don’t have to get a babysitter, if you have kids.

You don’t have to kid, if you have a babysitter.

Cookies? Enough is enough.

You don’t have to undergo a background check.

You already have.

That’s our gift to you!

Oh, and that Elf-On-A-Shelf is a CIA construct, designed to get you to move it to multiple vantage points in your dwelling. If it’s made in China, Sleep tight!

Boldfaced items we stipulate to:

How Hunter Biden blew $5M on crack, prostitutes, suits, cigars and new teeth— to fury of ex-wife
New York Post | Dec. 8, 2023 | Isabel Vincent

Hunter Biden’s estranged wife was furious.

“Your spending is documented and irresponsible,” — Kathleen Buhle

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Buhle wrote that he had spent $122,000 in two months — and at the same time cut monthly payments to Buhle and their three daughters from $17,000 to $1,700.

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Biden “rarely” spent anything on his family, she charged, but was blowing hundreds of thousands on alcohol, strip clubs, gifts to other women, and travel — sometimes charging multiple hotel rooms for the same night.

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Now federal prosecutors have revealed just how right Buhle was.

They alleged Biden’s son blasted through $4,907,813 in four years, including $683,212 “to various women,” and $188,960 on “adult entertaining.”

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2018, he was splurging $7,000 per month on a $5 million waterfront home in Annapolis, MD, complete with a pool and private jetty for his 27ft boat — and sharing it with his brother Beau’s widow Hallie, with whom he was having an affair.

By May 2018, he was in Los Angeles, where he spent $8,000 on an extended callout for a 24-year-old Russian prostitute named “Yanna,” an “elite courtesan” with green eyes and brown hair from Emerald Fantasy Girls.

He also charged 42 nights at the Chateau Marmont hotel for an $820-a-night poolside bungalow, for a total of $34,400, using the four-burner stove in the tiny kitchen to cook up crack.

Jury of his peers at IMAO, if you’ve been to the company Christmas party [see next post]. Only difference I can see here is the charge for new teeth. I mean, we’ve all spent money and time with brother Beau’s widow Hallie, right? Hallieburden, we call her.

And that tiny kitchen was a pain in which to cook up crack.