Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special

“Good evening Miss Cardinale, in bed already?”

“Well my work is done so I thought I would catch up on my beauty sleep.”

“You know that is soooo unnecessary.”

“Thank you, you’re so sweet.”

“Feeling a bit tired myself, may I join you?’

“Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz”

“Damn”

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There Are More Things in Heaven and Earth . . .

Philosophical Question of the Day:

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Do you think that people can sense — stipulated: without seeing the person, that is — when they are being gazed at?

I do. And what’s weird to me is — although I recognize the feeling — I can’t actually identify a time when it has actually happened to me. That’s probably explainable. I just naturally empathize with people who have experienced it. . . . I think it exists, but I don’t believe it exists.

We’ve Actually Been Hacked!

All of you — Don’t open or reply to any emails or anything that appears to come from IMAO — other than this actual website, of course.

I noticed a “comment” in our list of “comments” published, that did not really appear on the website. Ever.

That means the hackers have hacked the backroom, but not the front, of the website. Now I’m kinda sorry I made fun of those FBI fembot gayass Anti-American clowns who instigated Jan. 6th, as everybody now is aware.

So, be vigilant. Post your comments. But if anyone asks you to do any more than that, f’ ’em.

To All Moon Nukers: A Public Service Announcement

Never Drive On the Wukari-Jootar Federal Highway in Nigeria

Pastor’s Wife Shot Dead in Taraba State, Nigeria
Morning Star News | November 30, 2023

Attacks along the Wukari-Jootar federal highway at the intersection of Taraba and Benue states have been relentless, said Taraba resident Emmanuel Yakubu.

“Despite the heavy presence of military and police checkpoints along this route, incidents like these persist unchallenged,” Yakubu told Morning Star News in a text message. “Numerous citizens have faced similar ordeals. These occurrences demand immediate action from the appropriate authorities.”

Yakubu called on the military and the police to urgently intervene.

I don’t care how urgently you need to get from Wukari to Jootar. Is it worth your life?

You’re welcome.

Sensing a Pattern?

Democrats warn America that if Trump is elected he will go fascist and use the power of government agencies to target political enemies.

And those promoting genocide of Jews accuse Jews of promoting genocide:

Biden Hollywood Fundraiser Rocked by Leftist Protesters: ‘LA Says No to Genocide Joe’
Breitbart | 9 Dec 2023 | David Ng

President Joe Biden rubbed elbows with Hollywood elites at a ritzy Los Angeles fundraiser Friday evening. But outside, leftist pro-Palestinian activists upstaged the event by voicing their vehement opposition to Biden and his stance on the unfolding war between Israel and Hamas.

Video footage of the demonstration showed protestors waving Palestinian flags and chanting “from the river to the sea” — a call for wiping Israel and Israelis off the face of the Earth. Others carried signs reading “LA Says No to Genocide Joe” and “End All U.S. Aid to Israel.”

What’s next? Democrats accusing Republicans of losing and destroying evidence – like, with a cloth? Hunter accusing stripper of being an unfit parent?

Straight Line of the Day: What Else Can Tiny Cosmic Particles Do?

Tiny Cosmic Particles Can Cause Planes To Free-Fall, Freeze Computers, and Can Even Change the Outcome of Elections, Scientists Say
Daily Mail | 11/23 | Cecile Borkhatria

Tiny cosmic particles can have serious impacts on Earth, causing election votes to be miscounted, planes to free-fall and computers to reboot, scientists say.

These cosmic particles can hit electronic devices on Earth, which can cause components to burn out and cause malfunctions.

Cosmic particles come from cosmic rays from outside our solar system. They crash into the Earth’s atmosphere creating a range of particles, including protons, electrons, X-rays and gamma-rays that can penetrate aircraft.

These cosmic particles constantly hit Earth, and can cause bits of information in electronics to change.

… a new excuse Hunter Biden can use for not paying income taxes on millions of dollars in foreign gifts.

Our National Lampoon’s Vegas Trip

How much Joe?! Biden is mocked after botching announcement for ‘over a billion, three hundred million, trillion, three hundred million dollars’ investment in major rail projects across the country – as he retells debunked Amtrak anecdote AGAIN
Daily Mail | 12/08/23 | Harriet Alexander

Joe Biden botched his big announcement about rail investment on Friday, declaring that the federal government would spend ‘over a billion, three hundred million, trillion, three hundred million dollars’.

What’s ten percent of THAT?