Tiny Cosmic Particles Can Cause Planes To Free-Fall, Freeze Computers, and Can Even Change the Outcome of Elections, Scientists Say
Daily Mail | 11/23 | Cecile BorkhatriaTiny cosmic particles can have serious impacts on Earth, causing election votes to be miscounted, planes to free-fall and computers to reboot, scientists say.
These cosmic particles can hit electronic devices on Earth, which can cause components to burn out and cause malfunctions.
Cosmic particles come from cosmic rays from outside our solar system. They crash into the Earth’s atmosphere creating a range of particles, including protons, electrons, X-rays and gamma-rays that can penetrate aircraft.
These cosmic particles constantly hit Earth, and can cause bits of information in electronics to change.
… a new excuse Hunter Biden can use for not paying income taxes on millions of dollars in foreign gifts.
Help me, Tiny Cosmic Particles; you’re my only hope.
Trump: “A cosmic particle is what must have hit Biden in the head the day he was born, I can tell you that.”
Tiny cosmic particles caused Epstein to hang himself…
Tiny cosmic particles caused the cancellation of Firefly…
How do you think I came to be?
Well, when a particle and an anti-particle truly love each other, . . .
Big heater zits just before a social function start, from being struck by a cosmic particle..
So tiny cosmic particles are an acceptable excuse at an IRS audit?
No.
What Else Can Tiny Cosmic Particles Do?
Studies must be funded! We must know the needed gauge of aluminum foil to afford adequate defense? How can we justify tax increases for protection of the children?
Two tiny cosmic particles walk into a bar…
Lepton the bar and totally wrecked the place!
“Bartender: two for me, and one for my Gamma.”
… and the bartender immediately used them to create a new, vibrant, colorful, out of this world, bursting with flavor “Cosmic Cocktail”.
… where E=MC squared up with AOC on the tips.
Scream into the atmosphere. Wipe out voting machines in 6 to 8 battleground states. And change the outcome of the 2024 election.
…anything normal sized cosmic particles can do, if you say otherwise, you’re sizeist.
and Flavorist
What Else Can Tiny Cosmic Particles Do?
the Hokey-Pokey.